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I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Patreon)

Jun
9th
2020

The Dirty Little Award Show is up! · 7:58pm June 9th

It’s finally time to publish the results of the contest!
Find it here!

Thank you to everyone who participated -- I hope you had lots of fun!

Jun
7th
2020

Poll Voting Is Now Closed! · 9:46am June 7th

The poll voting is over, and all the results of the contest are now final.
Now I just need to take a day or two to format everything nice and pretty and get it ready for posting.
Stay tuned for the awards show post on June 9th, where all the winners will be announced!

Jun
5th
2020

Last chance to vote in the contest's poll! · 9:08pm June 5th

If you’ve been meaning to cast your vote in the poll for my Dirty Little Contest, time is running out! The poll will close at midnight tomorrow night (June 6th). You still have a little time left to read a few stories and cast a few votes, though!

You can vote here.
All the instructions you’ll need are on that page.

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May
28th
2020

Dirty Little Guide to Dialog Grammar · 7:57am May 28th

If there’s one thing I learned while judging my contest, it’s that a lot of people struggle with dialog grammar. That’s understandable -- various school systems often teach the basics of grammar that you’ll use in essays and school reports, but they rarely spend much (if any) time on how to punctuate dialog, since that’s something mostly confined to fiction writing.

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May
6th
2020

The contest's poll is now active! · 7:54am May 6th

Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest
It’s time for all of you to decide who wins the Crowd Pleaser and Public Shaming prizes! ^.^
Find the poll here.

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May
4th
2020

Last contest entry: Garroted Harmony · 7:58pm May 4th

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Princess Cadance and Prince Consort Shining Armor rejoiced after the birth of their first foal, Flurry Heart. But a disturbing comment by Discord leaves them in a bind: it's potentially now or never if they want to have a second. As with Flurry Heart they enlist the aid of Princess Twilight Sparkle to remove the 'unicorn' from Shining Armor in the hopes of having a healthy alicorn foal.

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May
4th
2020

New contest entry: Between the Cheeks · 1:18am May 4th

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Twilight wants to find out whether she really is a lesbian. She asks Princess Cadance. What ensues is a lengthy, (mostly) anatomically-correct dialogue. Oh, and some corndogs.

Contains: Tribbing, hooves, dubious princest and equally dubious adultery, hooves, threats of vaginal, toys, more hooves, anal, crude humor.

May
3rd
2020

New contest entry: Corrupting Friendship: What is Love? · 9:35pm May 3rd

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Twilight is very worried.
Only a few weeks ago, her little brother Spike gained a growth spurt overnight, declaring him as an official adult.
She was happy at first, although her worries got the better of her several times, but what worried her the most was that not a week had passed when Spike started a relationship with a mare that looked twice his age.

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May
3rd
2020

New contest entry: Double Trouble · 9:35pm May 3rd

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Ocellus has discovered that despite being reformed, she still feels oddly affected by the love energy radiating from her friends, whereas she doesn't notice it at all from other creatures any more. She's encouraged to get closer to the source For Science.
She asks Silverstream for help.

Gallus is in for the surprise of his life!

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May
3rd
2020

New contest entry: Sci-Twi's Mystery Machine of Randomness · 9:08pm May 3rd

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Sci-Twi had a dream, of a machine that would do… something.

Ok, she doesn’t know exactly the purpose of the thing, but she knows how to build it thanks to the dream.

Although, she also doesn’t know exactly how it works, but she knows it’s possible to make… somehow.

Ok, this sounds like a really bad idea, but when has that stopped her?

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