• Member Since 22nd May, 2013
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dirty little secret

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all.


I'm now on Patreon!
Please help me stay focused and motivated on writing. I need your help!

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it, or you must sign up for Dirty Little Secret's Patreon and get him to write it for you." - Toni Morrison (paraphrased)

All onboard the dirty train! Because we are about to read some "bad" goodiness. -- Lazydrill

Dude. Never stop being awesome. -- Shachza

All hail the messiah of clop! --Mephiles

You.... I hate/ love you, you magnificent writer.:applejackunsure:I been reading your work for 2 years and no one has made me more "uggggghhhhhh" then you. I tip my hat to you:raritywink: --Yurick45

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Uh ... who would I ask? When I want something written, I just write it myself.

Can you ask someone else to do it please

Probably not, sorry. I have a lot of paid projects that have to take priority.

Can you please try to make the story

Heh, that’s pretty specific...
I do take commissions, but my waiting list is pretty long right now.

Can you please make a story with shiny armor on his birth day and his wife got him a birth day gift luna and zecora in harem outfits with veils and all characters are anthro can you please make the story

honestly, I just want to see them in the classes lol

Not currently planning on anything like that, no.
Besides ... wouldn’t that get really involved with all the different biologies?

I wonder you ever doing a sex Ed creatures edition?

I guess I’m just an idiot for not noticing then

I regret to inform you that you are indeed going insane -- my quote has not been changed in years.

Wait... is it just me, or did you’re quote change recently...

Thanks for choosing to take Late Night Exhibition under consideration, I hope you enjoy reading it.

Thanks for choosing to take Lustful Dreams under consideration, I hope you enjoy it.

Oh, well thanks for taking it under consideration.

Haven’t read it yet -- that’s my elaborate read it later list.

Thanks for choosing to add Rainbow Family Fun to your list of libraries, I'm glad you took the time to read it.


I'd absolutely be willing to edit, review, or advise for you in return.

Heh, promoting other people’s stories is something I don’t tend to do very much ... especially not when I haven’t read them. :derpytongue2:

O, I wasn't asking you to read it. :twilightsheepish:. I was wondering if you would be willing to promote it. I'm actually flexing my writing muscles with it and was hoping to get it some attention. But I'd be shimmered if you also chose to read and commentate of it. If you want to read it first to check quality, fine by me. :moustache:

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