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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

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My inspiration to keep going:
(Edited to maintain anonymity.)

My friend [...] recently read One In A Million, as you know. What you may not know is that he loved it so much that he's been telling me all about it and how it really hit him where it hurt. In a good way, though.

For a long time, he's been unable to put fingers to keyboard on his own story, [...], citing it as a piece of trash that should be deleted. He's had low self-esteem ever since I've known him (about 9 months) and he has flirted with the idea of suicide more often than I'd like to admit.

Now, however, he seems to be coming out of his negativity... in quite a few aspects of his life. We're actually friends irl, so it's been wonderful to see the reversal in his attitude to life and writing lately, among other things.

One In a Million changed him. And I have you to thank for that.

Keep on trucking, you beautiful, beautiful bastard. -- NeverEatTheLemonsAlone

Every time I read this story you play with my heartstrings and spit in my face. --Obsidian Raindrop

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3023700
lol, you came to the wrong place with that one.

Triple ultra God bless. God loves you, now and forever.

3016163
Some of the other stories explicitly contradict your story, and my story will be based on the original work and, by extension, it’s prequels. That’s why I was hopeful you would answer a few of my questions.

3016116
I guess...?

No guarantee that they'll be consistent with the stories other people have made.

3016095
I will!

If it's okay with you, I do have a few questions about the "rules" established in your story, would you be willing to answer them if I PMed them to you?

3016079
Of course! Be sure to add it to the group.

Are you okay with another sequel to "Blink"? I have an idea I want to explore

2953785
Oh... It's not even actually up on youtube yet...
I've set a reminder and I'll put posts/links up when it's available for everyone.

2953873
It’s okay, won’t be out for awhile, just sharing now after they set their timers for it while I had time

2953785
A third reading?
Too bad I'm about to turn in for the night. But I'll do links to it tomorrow morning. ^.^

2934807
i figured out what it was. The folder has just a exclamation mark, so it confused me.

2934803
Uh ... I don't think it was any of my groups. I haven't deleted any groups.

I noticed that a group one of my stories was added to has disbanded. What happened to it? Btw, the story that was added to it was The Last Alicorn.

2746953
lol, nothing good!

2746954
:facehoof: This is what I get for outliving my image hosts.

Also your checkmarks on the list on the side of your profile are broken.

What have you invented?

2682425
i can relate. my evil brother is trying to take over equestria, AGAIN!!!!!

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