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ocalhoun

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

ocalhoun Joined 7th Jun, 2012 · Offline

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My inspiration to keep going:
(Edited to maintain anonymity.)

My friend [...] recently read One In A Million, as you know. What you may not know is that he loved it so much that he's been telling me all about it and how it really hit him where it hurt. In a good way, though.

For a long time, he's been unable to put fingers to keyboard on his own story, [...], citing it as a piece of trash that should be deleted. He's had low self-esteem ever since I've known him (about 9 months) and he has flirted with the idea of suicide more often than I'd like to admit.

Now, however, he seems to be coming out of his negativity... in quite a few aspects of his life. We're actually friends irl, so it's been wonderful to see the reversal in his attitude to life and writing lately, among other things.

One In a Million changed him. And I have you to thank for that.

Keep on trucking, you beautiful, beautiful bastard. -- NeverEatTheLemonsAlone

Every time I read this story you play with my heartstrings and spit in my face. --Obsidian Raindrop

Quality Stories in Need of Readers

  • Undeliverable A collection of letters to Ponyville's Mailmare by ocalhoun 1,195 words · 396 · 5
  • Guardians of the Old Forest For centuries, timberwolves have guarded their secrets in the deepest corners of the old forest, but that may change when Roseluck stumbles in. A war is brewing under the shadows of the trees. by ocalhoun 17,659 words · 84 · 3
  • The Unfortunate Stabbing of Nurse Redheart Many times Nurse Redheart has seen to the comfort of ponies in their final hours. When her turn comes, though, she has only you. by ocalhoun 5,279 words · 189 · 17
  • A Rose For Luna Finally, Roseluck's special project is complete. Now, it's time for her to request an audience with Princess Luna, and see if her rose really does give her luck. by ocalhoun 2,822 words · 566 · 9
  • What the Heart Craves The tumultuous romance and drama of a young mare's greatest crisis. by ocalhoun 31,618 words · 106 · 17
If you've read my popular stories, you should try these, too.

Blockbuster Hits

  • One In A Million Scootaloo finally finds her special talent. It's the worst week of her life. by ocalhoun 52,416 words · 1,595 · 145
  • The Clothes Make The Mare Twilight writes to Princess Celestia for an explanation of an insidious issue Shining Armor told her about... but she ends up finding a secret that will change her life forever. by ocalhoun 7,727 words · 958 · 63
  • Princess Celestia is in your bed. Princess Celestia is inexplicably in your bed. by ocalhoun 1,111 words · 3,308 · 78
  • Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy A secret unknown to any hornless pony, unicorn horns are made of candy. Pinkie Pie found out, and now she wants to try every flavor! by ocalhoun 2,526 words · 2,021 · 40
  • The Most Annoying Infestation Rainbow discovers that she has a pest problem in her house. The pest turns out to be both cuter and more annoying than she expected. by ocalhoun 4,488 words · 1,966 · 26
My most popular stories

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  • On Wings Of Love Scootaloo has a good day. She deserves it. by ocalhoun 4,422 words · 208 · 9
  • The White Bottle Zecora hates her little hut. The path is always silent, and the door is always shut. Will she choose her last relief, or will she suffer through her grief? by ocalhoun 1,056 words · 148 · 8
  • A Mother's Love Never Dies The bittersweet triumph of a mother's love, an unforgiving reality, and the unsung loss of a queen. by ocalhoun 6,614 words · 480 · 8
Some of my best dramatic stories, if not listed above.

Best of my Comedy and Randomness

  • Celly's Day Off Celestia wants to take a day off, but thing just keep getting in the way... just like they have for thousands of years. by ocalhoun 4,329 words · 199 · 3
  • Discord Finds Jesus. Literally. Discord goes looking for a new friend, and he finds one: Jesus. by ocalhoun 4,177 words · 285 · 99
  • Pony Express The Planet Express delivery company takes a delivery to a planet called 'Equestria'. This won't end well. by ocalhoun 15,206 words · 210 · 14
  • A Frog's Life Croak, ribbit, am I right? This is the story of why I don't like ponies. by ocalhoun 1,619 words · 59 · 2
  • Slim Pickings According to Equestrian law, Twilight must marry a prince... and there's only one eligible bachelor prince in Equestria. by ocalhoun 1,438 words · 505 · 39
And finally, a selection of my best comedies and randomness. Be sure to check out my full story listing, since there are many not shown on this page.
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ocalhoun
ocalhoun #1,047 · July 9th · · ·
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3438210
My evil twin has 3700 ^.^

Okie Brony
Okie Brony #1,046 · July 8th · · ·
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Dang, dude, you have 2,499 followers!
Clicks "Follow."
Dang, dude, you have 2,500 followers!
:yay:

ocalhoun
ocalhoun #1,045 · May 8th · · ·
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3401100
No! Stop trying to run tests on my dick! It's not an 'anomalous material'!

LLEEWDER
LLEEWDER #1,044 · May 8th · · ·
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Oh, yes, Calhoun! I think the security desk said that you were needed in the anomalous materials sector. I would hurry up over there, they are running another test soon and well... you know how Magnuson gets.

ocalhoun
ocalhoun #1,043 · Aug 8th, 2022 · · ·
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3180891
Well I hope you enjoy season 6, lol.

NightmareTRXY32
NightmareTRXY32 #1,042 · Aug 7th, 2022 · · ·
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Btw, if you see this, i came to sub to you on here. :)

ocalhoun
ocalhoun #1,037 · Mar 27th, 2021 · · ·
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3023700
lol, you came to the wrong place with that one.

God Praiser
God Praiser #1,036 · Mar 27th, 2021 · · 2 ·
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Triple ultra God bless. God loves you, now and forever.

ShiningBeacon
ShiningBeacon #1,034 · Mar 11th, 2021 · · ·
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Some of the other stories explicitly contradict your story, and my story will be based on the original work and, by extension, it’s prequels. That’s why I was hopeful you would answer a few of my questions.

ocalhoun
ocalhoun #1,033 · Mar 11th, 2021 · · ·
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3016116
I guess...?

No guarantee that they'll be consistent with the stories other people have made.

ShiningBeacon
ShiningBeacon #1,032 · Mar 11th, 2021 · · ·
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I will!

If it's okay with you, I do have a few questions about the "rules" established in your story, would you be willing to answer them if I PMed them to you?

ocalhoun
ocalhoun #1,031 · Mar 11th, 2021 · · ·
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Of course! Be sure to add it to the group.

ShiningBeacon
ShiningBeacon #1,030 · Mar 11th, 2021 · · ·
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Are you okay with another sequel to "Blink"? I have an idea I want to explore

ocalhoun
ocalhoun #1,029 · Oct 31st, 2020 · · ·
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Oh... It's not even actually up on youtube yet...
I've set a reminder and I'll put posts/links up when it's available for everyone.

TheOneAJ
TheOneAJ #1,028 · Oct 31st, 2020 · · ·
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It’s okay, won’t be out for awhile, just sharing now after they set their timers for it while I had time

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