Have a story about a giant (30 ft. +) donkey who is a vampire and also a pirate and has three legs and is also a transvestite with autism? Do you love stories about that thing I just said? Then this is the group for you!

I intend for this group to become the go-to catalogue for all things giant, three legged, retired, transvestite, autistic, vamprie donkey pirate!

Feel free to upload stories about this extremely specific to your hearts content.

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Joined because SCREW LOGICAL. :pinkiehappy:

I HAVE BEEN TASKED BY THE MOTHER EMPRESS HERSELF TO WATCH OVER THE OUTER REACHES OF HER HOLY DOMAIN! HER ORDERS WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

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If that is your wish, my empress, then I shall obey.

As they say, what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours.

356074 I shall also take this, eh. Gives you a bigger position as a Governor within The Domain IF you have more groups/Dominions, eh.

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It's all or nothing.

Some works can leave out one of these things (like Ocalhoun's classic piece), but we will only accept them into the group if they are of exceptional quality.

So I'm curious, does it have to be stories about a "giant, three legged, retired, transvestite, autistic, vamprie donkey pirate!" specifically
Or is it just stories that have giants, or three legged characters, or retired characters, or transvestites, or autistic characters, or vampire donkey pirates?

Best Group.

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Could've been faster if I wasn't so distracted.
I can do about 1000 words of (adequately) polished prose per hour, if I put my nose to the grindstone. ^.^
That's including pre-planning and post-editing.

That's hardly exceptional, though. At Everfree NW, they do a 2000 word 2-hour writing contest, and a lot of people enter it.

It's worth it, to know that I have the best giant, three legged, retired, transvestite, autistic, vamprie donkey pirate fic on fimfiction.

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This is a very devoted group. We expect nothing less from our members.

355988 You wrote and published that in 3 hours? :twilightoops:

Aha! Look at that beautiful story in your folder!
Gaze upon its awful majesty! :rainbowwild:

Challenge accepted. :rainbowdetermined2:

Knighty will ban this group because it will receive so many stories that Fimfiction servers won't be able to handle them all. :trollestia:

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