Ponies is awesome, wannabe dragon es el stupido, and pimp dragon es el winno
Eeyup that's right spike is some deformed pony who had their soul ripped out during the examination and had it placed inside an even more deformed body
All stories that involve ponies being awesome and spike being not so awesome are welcome
Pimp Spike is also welcome
Spike is not a pony. He could not be best pony if he tried.