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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Oct
7th
2020

Top 5 Features of Fimfic You Might Not Know About · 8:50am October 7th

Haven't put out anything bloggy in quite some time, and I've been meaning to do something like this for a while. I think it might help some people -- especially newer people who weren't around when these features were first rolled out. So stay tuned ... maybe you'll learn something new! ^.^ And if you already know about one, skip on to the next.
(Everything here is going to be based around the desktop site -- mobile version may be a bit different for some of them.)


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Aug
9th
2020

Two Russian translations for Blink! · 12:15am August 9th

TBlink
Teleportation. It is *the* best possible way to travel... As long as you don't think about it too much.
ocalhoun · 990 words  ·  1,177  34 · 15k views

Blink just got two Russian translations! One new one by Doof Ex Machina, as well as one older one that they ended up finding elsewhere.

New Translation (by Doof Ex Machina)

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Aug
2nd
2020

2020 Free For All story idea voting! · 7:24pm August 2nd

The time has come again for my (roughly) annual Free For All story voting! Every month, my Patreon supporters get to vote on which story I write next, picked from a list of my story ideas and from suggested ideas they send me. And once a year, I extend that out to everyone, not just Patreon supporters. (Though supporters are still welcome to participate.)

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Jun
26th
2020

Looks like Blink has another sequel! · 6:24pm June 26th

TBlink Again
Stuck in a pocket dimension without magic, Twilight faces a potentially slow death beside a somewhat morbid copy of herself.
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Jun
18th
2020

The 4000 Year Old Virgin is finally complete! · 9:10pm June 18th

I wouldn’t normally make blog posts just because I published a chapter, but this one is kind of a big deal. I’ve finally published the last two chapters of The 4000 Year Old Virgin, and after more than three years of writing it, the story is done!

I do eventually finish things, let it be known!

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Apr
3rd
2020

New option for donating: BEABACKER · 7:09pm April 3rd

Have you ever wanted to support me on Patreon, but pledging a certain amount for every 10,000 words seemed like too much of a commitment, or it just didn’t fit with the way you wanted to do things? Well, now that I’ve finally found a Ko-fi alternative that doesn’t forbid NSFW content, you can! Through

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Feb
20th
2020

A cry for help: can anyone help this poor English major with some math? · 6:02am February 20th

Edit: Silent Whisper figured it out -- thank you!
I’ll leave this up in case anybody wants to look through it or discuss things, but I’m no longer in search of a solution! ^.^

Okay, this should be basic algebra, but so far it’s leaving me stumped when it comes to actually making it work...

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Jan
2nd
2020

Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest! ~ $350 in 30 prizes! · 3:01pm January 2nd

When I look around this site -- especially in the feature box -- I really just don't see enough clopfics. In order to rectify this dire lack my evil twin, Dirty Little Secret, is launching Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest!

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Sep
20th
2019

Commissions are now officially open to everyone! · 10:17pm Sep 20th, 2019

I've been doing commissions through Patreon for a while, but more and more of my commissions ended up being for people who weren't Patreon supporters -- people who just wanted to pay one flat price for the commission. So now I've finally adapted to that and made it official: anyone can request commissions!

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Sep
17th
2019

Batsy Fluffentuft's saga is complete! · 7:41pm Sep 17th, 2019

Finally finished the third and (maybe) final chapter of Batsy Fluffentuft's adventures. Let it be known that I do finish my stories. It might take a long time, but I do it.

I wouldn't normally make a blog post about a chapter update, but it's been about 3 years since the last update, and I've probably got a lot of new followers who wouldn't have seen it originally and won't get notified unless I make a blog post about it.

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