Haven't put out anything bloggy in quite some time, and I've been meaning to do something like this for a while. I think it might help some people -- especially newer people who weren't around when these features were first rolled out. So stay tuned ... maybe you'll learn something new! ^.^ And if you already know about one, skip on to the next.
(Everything here is going to be based around the desktop site -- mobile version may be a bit different for some of them.)

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TBlink

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Horror

Teleportation. It is *the* best possible way to travel... As long as you don't think about it too much.

• Death
• Violence
• Twilight

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Blink just got two Russian translations! One new one by Doof Ex Machina, as well as one older one that they ended up finding elsewhere.

New Translation (by Doof Ex Machina)

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The time has come again for my (roughly) annual Free For All story voting! Every month, my Patreon supporters get to vote on which story I write next, picked from a list of my story ideas and from suggested ideas they send me. And once a year, I extend that out to everyone, not just Patreon supporters. (Though supporters are still welcome to participate.)

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I wouldn’t normally make blog posts just because I published a chapter, but this one is kind of a big deal. I’ve finally published the last two chapters of The 4000 Year Old Virgin, and after more than three years of writing it, the story is done!

I do eventually finish things, let it be known!

Have you ever wanted to support me on Patreon, but pledging a certain amount for every 10,000 words seemed like too much of a commitment, or it just didn’t fit with the way you wanted to do things? Well, now that I’ve finally found a Ko-fi alternative that doesn’t forbid NSFW content, you can! Through

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Edit: Silent Whisper figured it out -- thank you!
I’ll leave this up in case anybody wants to look through it or discuss things, but I’m no longer in search of a solution! ^.^

Okay, this should be basic algebra, but so far it’s leaving me stumped when it comes to actually making it work...

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When I look around this site -- especially in the feature box -- I really just don't see enough clopfics. In order to rectify this dire lack my evil twin, Dirty Little Secret, is launching Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest!

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I've been doing commissions through Patreon for a while, but more and more of my commissions ended up being for people who weren't Patreon supporters -- people who just wanted to pay one flat price for the commission. So now I've finally adapted to that and made it official: anyone can request commissions!

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Finally finished the third and (maybe) final chapter of Batsy Fluffentuft's adventures. Let it be known that I do finish my stories. It might take a long time, but I do it.

I wouldn't normally make a blog post about a chapter update, but it's been about 3 years since the last update, and I've probably got a lot of new followers who wouldn't have seen it originally and won't get notified unless I make a blog post about it.

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