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ocalhoun


I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Nov
19th
2021

Yet another audio reading for Blink! · 3:35am November 19th

There's now a fourth audio reading for Blink!

TBlink
Teleportation. It is *the* best possible way to travel... As long as you don't think about it too much.
ocalhoun · 990 words  ·  1,370  40 · 18k views

Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh2BFHEM2oE

Thanks to Stormy787 for doing the reading!

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Sep
7th
2021

Equestria in Human has a Chinese translation now! · 7:22pm September 7th

Thank you to forgivenlove for translating!

EEquestria in Human
'Human in Equestria' stories are a dime a dozen... but have you ever seen an 'Equestria in Human' story?
ocalhoun · 1k words  ·  723  15 · 13k views

Chinese Translation by forgivenlove

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Dec
14th
2020

Linux writing setup, FTW! · 9:48am Dec 14th, 2020

Just thought I'd share what my current writing setup looks like these days. There's been a lot of changes since the last time I uploaded such a thing. These days, I finally got around to switching to open source, and know I'm running a pretty customized version of Kubuntu Linux. It is not good for gaming with any kind of good graphics -- at least not with 6 monitors running off of 3 video cards! -- but that's not what my writing computer is for, anyway. Not that I did all that much

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Oct
7th
2020

Top 5 Features of Fimfic You Might Not Know About · 8:50am Oct 7th, 2020

Haven't put out anything bloggy in quite some time, and I've been meaning to do something like this for a while. I think it might help some people -- especially newer people who weren't around when these features were first rolled out. So stay tuned ... maybe you'll learn something new! ^.^ And if you already know about one, skip on to the next.
(Everything here is going to be based around the desktop site -- mobile version may be a bit different for some of them.)


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Aug
9th
2020

Two Russian translations for Blink! · 12:15am Aug 9th, 2020

TBlink
Teleportation. It is *the* best possible way to travel... As long as you don't think about it too much.
ocalhoun · 990 words  ·  1,370  40 · 18k views

Blink just got two Russian translations! One new one by Doof Ex Machina, as well as one older one that they ended up finding elsewhere.

New Translation (by Doof Ex Machina)

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Aug
2nd
2020

2020 Free For All story idea voting! · 7:24pm Aug 2nd, 2020

The time has come again for my (roughly) annual Free For All story voting! Every month, my Patreon supporters get to vote on which story I write next, picked from a list of my story ideas and from suggested ideas they send me. And once a year, I extend that out to everyone, not just Patreon supporters. (Though supporters are still welcome to participate.)

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Jun
26th
2020

Looks like Blink has another sequel! · 6:24pm Jun 26th, 2020

TBlink Again
After teleporting, Twilight is trapped, devoid of magic, in a pocket dimension full of corpses. At least she has a friend though. Twilight, meet Twilight.
AmaranthineDream · 55k words  ·  199  6 · 2k views
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Jun
18th
2020

The 4000 Year Old Virgin is finally complete! · 9:10pm Jun 18th, 2020

I wouldn’t normally make blog posts just because I published a chapter, but this one is kind of a big deal. I’ve finally published the last two chapters of The 4000 Year Old Virgin, and after more than three years of writing it, the story is done!

I do eventually finish things, let it be known!

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Apr
3rd
2020

New option for donating: BEABACKER · 7:09pm Apr 3rd, 2020

Have you ever wanted to support me on Patreon, but pledging a certain amount for every 10,000 words seemed like too much of a commitment, or it just didn’t fit with the way you wanted to do things? Well, now that I’ve finally found a Ko-fi alternative that doesn’t forbid NSFW content, you can! Through

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Feb
20th
2020

A cry for help: can anyone help this poor English major with some math? · 6:02am Feb 20th, 2020

Edit: Silent Whisper figured it out -- thank you!
I’ll leave this up in case anybody wants to look through it or discuss things, but I’m no longer in search of a solution! ^.^

Okay, this should be basic algebra, but so far it’s leaving me stumped when it comes to actually making it work...

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