The Canterlot Cafe 315 members · 1,706 stories

Welcome one and all to the Canterlot Cafe! Pull up a chair and have a drink.

This group is specifically intended for idle chit chat.

And the rules are simple: No trolling, attacking other members, rude or otherwise disregarding, disrespectful behaviour. Anyone who violates this rule will be immediately kicked.

Otherwise, have fun.


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They say that even after all these years he's still waiting for the bar keep
Of course, it's possible he may have just died but no one's had the courage to go check on 'im.

Walks into the bar and looks around "Wow this place is empty" sits down at the bar and waits patiently for the barkeep


Say, you heard of a purple spike around here?
I saw him Dragon his tail around all mopey like. Seen anything like that recently?

Oh look, a cafe!
I think I trot right up and pull out a chair.
Yo Bartender, What's on the house?

Say, is anypony else having problems with Kisscartoons? I keep getting a DNS Address Could Not Be Found error...

"I don't drink coffee I take tea, my dear
I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York..."

(Ahem!) All joking and Sting songs aside, I hope I'm welcome on this forum. :twilightsheepish:

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Eggs Benedict....

Thanks so much for the invite!! :heart:


Hey, saw this new place open up and thought i'd drop in and see what's on the menu :twilightsmile:

410219 hey you, fancy seeing you here. If you want food, we have a forum for that.

So, who likes pancakes?

Hey may have a salted caramel hot chocolate and a blueberry muffin please

Hi, can I get a triple choc muffin and a caramel swirl and chocolate milk shake?

Likin' the atmosphere so far. Now when you say "bagels", does that mean JUST bagels? Or can I have some bagels with those bagels? And could I get a bagel for those bagels please? You're a peach! :twilightsmile:

Where my waiter?*Reading newspaper*

So this is a cafe what's on the menu?

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