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Super Trampoline

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

This used to be where I had a map of where people were visiting from but I cant figure out how to make something like that work anymore

Need to update and edit this box

Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,
Seventeen sounds at a time,
Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200
Date started: December 28, 2013
Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April
Projected completion date: Someday

The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee

[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]
The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6


[Slice of Life]
Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower

[Tragedy] [sad]
Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.)

Sweetie Beltway

[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay

[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]
After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare

[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.

One of my Pet Peeves

Proud Part of the Make Meeester Happy Foundation!

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor
by Isseus

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Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.

Holy cow this is adorable!

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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
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MLP Crackship Generator!

For easy reference: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/353715/art-commission-kit

Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans


About Me · 9:32pm Dec 21st, 2013

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow
Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie
I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm
that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79

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What's up my Homo....sapien?

Dang. That sucks.

And my name is slightly ironic.
Though I do own a tape player and a few cassettes, I much prefer CDs and vinyl records.

Pog city rollers.

As a thank you for following me I shall share a random sad memory about my own tape deck:

One of the albums my dad used to introduce me to The Who was a tape cassette of Quadrophenia, and I loved and cherished it but then one day the house cleaners set it on top of a strong magnet and then forever after, it would play a second of music a second of silence a second of music a second of silence a second of music a second of silence...

Good as ever, "homie".

Decided to follow you because I remember liking your invisible story, and you seem interesting.

I have honestly become good friends with "RainbowDash2012", the guy who commented below me. I'm actually serious.

He and I share so many similarities that it's not even funny.


Whatup homes! Been a minute since I talked to you, how's shit goin?

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I actually took that photo with my iPhone. I'm pretty happy with how it came out!

It's me!

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Monitor EVERYTHING!:pinkiecrazy: