"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
God Darn It's Been Forever Since I Wrote A Good Story.Twilight and Starlight try to get Trixie to make a friend. It doesn't go very well. Then Sunset and Party Favor hang out for a few paragraphs, and then Twilight and Rarity gossip about Suri Polomare. These three scenes aren't particularly connected.by Super Trampoline
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AntipodiatristsJoin Jigsaw, Tiptoe, and Incendia as they set out to rid their broken world of podiatrists and restore harmony to Equestria! A parody of Antipodes by PKby Super Trampoline
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Robbing a Trampoline StoreIn a state of life and death, two ponies must band together to steal an important gym artifact before it’s too late. CoWritten with RobCakeran53!by Super Trampoline
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Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200 Date started: December 28, 2013 Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April Projected completion date: Someday
Introducing... The SuperVerse
The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee
[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6
Melchizek
[Slice of Life] Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1
The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower
[Tragedy] [sad] Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.)
Sweetie Beltway
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0
Nothing Gold Can Stay
[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life] After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1
Go West, Young Mare
[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0
A Mark Of AppealJoyous Release has what she feels to be the worst talent and cutie mark in Equestria. She's approached Luna with a simple request: that the Princess rid her of both -- forever. A simple request which happens to be impossible...by Estee
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Sun PrincessIn the final days of her life, an exceptionally faithful student muses on the subject of her perfect and immortal mentor Applejack.by Skywriter
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Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!
RoadtripLet's drive to a brony convention with Queen Chrysalis riding shotgun by totallynotabrony
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The Eternal SongI'm Vinyl Scratch. DJ, producer, lover, borderline alcoholic... and now, apparently, savior of the universe. Yeah, I don't really know either.by Stereo_Sub
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Three Hundred and FiftyThe future has everything that any pony could ever want. Twilight Sparkle wants to go home.by Void Chicken
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It's Not a Cold Dark PlaceSix stars on EQD! To save Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo must confront her fears and sail to the land where dreams are made...by Lucky Dreams
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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
Feeling That WayYou're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way.by Super Trampoline
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AnytimeThe war's over and your fiancé is back. Your once dead town is showing signs of life again. But you feel more muted than ever. Only one thing is there for you, anytime at all.by Super Trampoline
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Bon Bon has been not entirely truthful over the years with her "Best Friend" Lyra, who finally she demands she come completely clean. Some of the secrets aired are mundane at best. But others? Well, you'll just have to read the story, won't you?
Luna, banished to a thousand hours of community service, discovers the real reason Ponyville is crazy, tries to get foalnapped, and contends with Bon Bon's claim that the griffons are imaginary creatures.
After a mysterious headline adorns the top of the Ponyville Foal Free Press, we take to the streets to ask citizens if it's true: is Fluttershy Best Pony?
A human, a pony, and 576 cabbages shipwreck on a deserted island. The human wants to eat the pony. The pony wants to eat the cabbages. The cabbages aren't sapient creatures and thus have no thoughts on the matter. A parody of "The Savage Way".
Starlight Glimmer: the best thing to ever happen to me. She's by my side through thick & thin, & whatever hardships we face, we always face together. She's truly an amazing friend. But I want to be more than just friends. Tonight, I say those 3 words
How'd that Changeling end up at the wedding anyway? Read on for his tale of woe and inconvenience at the hooves of a lazy and paranoid Queen Chrysalis.
You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79
FlutterburpSpike pressures Fluttershy to drink too much soda. She burps all the way to Earth, makes a friend, and has to find a way back home. Based loosely on a prompt from Regidar. Loosely.by Super Trampoline
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Armed with multiple legal and illegal substances, Super Trampoline enlists the help of various authors at Horizon's author party to write a crappy story about Spike's eighteenth birthday party held at Twilight's castle that has a lot of chaos..
Snoozlerazz discovers faces, visits the DMV, and makes out with her teacher, all while attempting to annoy people so she doesn't starve. A Super Cynepoline Wulf collaboration
Twilight's castle is on fire, she's missing her wings, reality is collapsing, and things just get weirder and stupider from there. A wonky collab with Ryza.
In this exciting collab with the late great Fattymagee1, Princess Cadance explodes and turns into a refrigerator, Shining Armor seeks out molly as a substitute for cheese, Ember and Thorax get it on while rolling, and Twilight tries to seduce her bro
Man, a lot of stuff happens in this story. Spike ODs on cocaine, Twilight has to revive him, somepony gets murdered, Gilda is a baker now I think, the CMC beat up Diamond Tiara, & there's a gryphon pimp named Pussycat McGee. A collab with TheRedBrony
Some ponies do not have wings, yet wish to fly. Cherry Berry, Pinkie Pie, and Starlight Glimmer, they overcome this obstacle in various ways. Spring Loaded seeks to soar through the air on a super trampoline. What could go wrong?
Join Jigsaw, Tiptoe, and Incendia as they set out to rid their broken world of podiatrists and restore harmony to Equestria! A parody of Antipodes by PK
A human, a pony, and 576 cabbages shipwreck on a deserted island. The human wants to eat the pony. The pony wants to eat the cabbages. The cabbages aren't sapient creatures and thus have no thoughts on the matter. A parody of "The Savage Way".
OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY ON THE PLANET EARTH. BUT IT IS ALSO CAPS LOCK DAY ON ANOTHER PLANET, EQUIS. MOST PONIES DON'T CELEBRATE IT, BUT MOST PONIES AREN'T NAMED APPLEJACK. JOIN APPLEJACK AS SHE CELEBRATES THE BEST OF HOLIDAYS!
Rainbow Dash really wants to buy a hat from Applejack, but for some asinine reason she plans on taking 2000 chapters to do so. Man, who would write such drivel? Who would bother parodying it? Super Trampoline, apparently.
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Glad I could be of some help, hope you feel better buddy
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I'm really depressed cause I lost my phone and other stuff and this made me chuckle, so thank you
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Pooper Trampoline!
Ha!
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Nice! Being shagged by Crimson? I hope you enjoyed!
Great to meet you! I was the one face down ass up during the debauchery going on in the room. Hope to see you next year!
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Thanks. You as well!
Never forget...you do matter.
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Im trying :)
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Noice.
Stay glorious you bastard.