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Super Trampoline


I only use prereaders if I'm writing something of decent length and quality, which is why I never use prereaders. :rainbowlaugh: Help me write my 💯th story!

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Wherever You are in This World, Thank You for Visiting!

COMING JULY 6th TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

The sequel to White Space is coming August 6th, and it's HEAVY.

To love a changeling is one thing. But to love your husband's killer? That's pushing it.

My name is Sandy Shoreline, and I'm married to a monster.



Long Term Project: Austraeohaiku

Rainbow Dash flies east,
Seventeen sounds at a time,
Each chapter three lines.

This is a retelling of Austraeoh in haiku form.

Currently on: Chapter 17 of 200
Date started: December 28, 2013
Projected publishing date: Hopefully in April
Projected completion date: Someday


Introducing...
The SuperVerse

The Many Adventures of Doctor Whooves and Fleur Dis Lee

[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]
The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. Shenanigans ensue. 26 6

Melchizek

[Slice of Life]
Before Nightmare moon, before King Sombra, before Discord, before Equestria, before the three tribes, before the royal sisters, I am. And tonight, I visit a very special somepony. It's her birthday after all. 17 1

The Assassination of Rarity Belle by the Coward August Flower

[Tragedy] [sad]
Pretty self-explanatory (not written yet.)

Sweetie Beltway

[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] Cutie Mark Crusaders Civil Engineers Yay!0 0

Nothing Gold Can Stay

[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover] [Slice of Life]
After Rarity's death, Doctor Whooves Takes Discord, Celestia, and Fleur Dis Lee several billion years into the future, to watch the long-princessless sun engulf the planet Earth. Somehow, that makes things better. 18 1

Go West, Young Mare

[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww.0 0

Needless to say, these took a lot of formatting.



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Favorite Adventures That Aren't Anthropology or Integration or Fo:E or Equestria from Dust or Echo the Diamond Dog or the 600+ chapter behemoth by Imploding Colon (Who is Really ShortSkirtsandExplosions)!

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Those things where I almost always uncheck the two boxes in the settings...

The Best Character Study I've Read

In which Shining Armor is painfully deconstructed and put back together a stronger stallion in the wake of his wedding

Cadence In A Minor
by Isseus

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Bat ponies are best ponies. I should know. I am one.



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Sixteen Selected Stories: Silly, Spike, Stupid, Scary, Senescence, Sensual, Sweet, Saccharine, Shivering, Speed, Sequel, Slurred, Sun, Simile, Sad, Shenanigans

Dec
21st
2013

About Me · 9:32pm Dec 21st, 2013

You're like half batpony with some weird fur disease and a bear trap for teeth ~Silent Shadow
Trampolines are dangerous butt fun ~Piquo Pican Pistchio Pie
I remember you. You hit me with your bat wings at BABScon. Not cool bro. ~Daniel Bergstorm
that is the worst oc i have ever seen even of the joke ones ~coolin79
I think your very existence on this site is just a huge shitpost. ~Punished Yamsmos

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Life. Lyfting, ponies, music, and socialism

what's happening homie?

I hope you enjoy reading The Stars Will Aid in Her Escape as much as I did writing it.

Thanks for the follow!

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

So usually, when I copy-paste the interview post into my word processor to auto-replace all the HTML into BBCode, it'll come back with around 150 changes, usually in the 120-170 range.

Yours had 554.

I hope you're proud of yourself. :V

(Also, holy shit, hitting ctrl-end on your userpage is not a good idea!)

Y am I not following u?...

Fixed it xD.

~Leonzilla

2421119 my little DBashie the fashy

Nomen #524 · March 26th · · 1 ·

This is ironic, right? Your avatar? Your bio? This is just bait, it has to be.
...Right?

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I actually took that photo with my iPhone. I'm pretty happy with how it came out!

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  • Feeling That Way You're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way. by Super Trampoline 1,019 words · 414 views · 38 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Anytime The war's over and your fiancé is back. Your once dead town is showing signs of life again. But you feel more muted than ever. Only one thing is there for you, anytime at all. by Super Trampoline 1,738 words · 115 views · 11 likes · 1 dislikes