• Member Since 15th Feb, 2012
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Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Meet the Salty Batpone

Voted FIMfiction's #1 Bat 2011-16

Navy mechanic. Volunteer firefighter.
Aspiring boxer. High-functioning alcoholic. Gets along well with kids.

"Manly? No. That word barely begins to describe the sheer magnitude of legend that is known to us as "Rust." Since the dawn of creation, sentient creatures have tried and failed to emulate the feeling of manliness that comes from the mere mention of his name. Even before he was born from the mating ritual of an explosion and a bottle of rum, the idea of "Rust" could only be experienced in the roar of a saber-tooth tiger, or felt in the heat of Australia's desert in the peak of summer...

"...This is the man known as Rust."

--- Nathan Travler

Sneak A Peak

  • Bolt A changeling tries out for the Wonderbolts. by Rust 0 words · 0 views
  • Epilogue Just 'cause you're past your prime doesn't mean you're outta time. by Rust 1,872 words · 62 views
  • Mi Amore Cadenza What happened that time Shining Armor is taken to Tartarus? The Pink Princess of Advertising goes after him, that's what. by Rust 0 words · 0 views




Do not adjust your sets · 3:16am Jul 5th, 2016

Hey all, sorry but this isn't Rust.

This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.

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The Essential Pony Addict's Secret Stash (Tier I - Bunker Busters)

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The Essential Pony Addict's Secret Stash (Tier II - City Wreckers)

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The Essential Pony Addict's Secret Stash (Tier III - Planet Killers)

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Have you heard of the bat ponies discord?

We wish you well, Rust.

Hope to see you on the flip side, whether it be up to down, left to right, or third star to the right, and straight on 'till morning.

Handy now has a profile with a bat pony i almost died laughing when i found this out. There is a higher power and they have a sense of humour.

TFW you get all hopeful for seeing Rust's login date only to remember that it isn't him anymore. :/

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