A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential. Now with a website!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer.™

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

The campiest of happers.

Father of twin 4yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to be back.

No bio for you good sir

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

I like to party.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

What the hell is a pony?

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Deadhorse.

I am No One

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.