A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

What the hell is a pony?

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Deadhorse.

I am No One

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.