A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

The campiest of happers. | "'Free speech is a fascist position.' - Aquaman" - skyrimlegion

Father of twin 6yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to be here.

No bio for you good sir

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

I like to party.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

What the hell is a pony?

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Deadhorse.

I am No One

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.