I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes.

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

We were somewhere around Ponyville, on the edge of the Everfree, when the Poison Joke began to take hold.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Bilingual Canadian game developer

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Podfic narrator on hiatus; any pronouns)

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

I type stories using my hands

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Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

EqD pre-reader and guy who does interviews

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.