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GaPJaxie


Oct
10th
2017

In Defense of Being a Pretentious Ass · 6:04pm October 10th

So last night I was hanging out on the FiMFiction Discord chat, and we were discussing Fallout DLC -- like you do. One particular DLC called Lonesome Road came up and I expressed that I didn't like it very much, because it felt overwrought and pretentious. In the wake of that statement, a great silence came over the chat. For half a moment, I wondered if I'd disconnected.

Then the laughter started.

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Oct
9th
2017

New Familiarverse Story! · 11:02pm October 9th

By popular demand, the Familiarverse now has a second story! :twilightsmile:

It takes place seven years before the events of Familiar, but it's not really a sequel or prequel, because it stands alone. The two stories can be read in any order -- or even if you've never read Familiar at all. But if you enjoyed Familiar, I think it'll add something to the characters and the world.

Meanwhile, a third Familiarverse story is already WIP. This writeoff has proven oddly fruitful!

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Oct
5th
2017

On Black Holes · 12:05am October 5th

Sitting in an airport and writing on my phone. Got hit by a sudden bolt of inspiration. I'm now writing a sequel to Familiar. Words coming fast.

This is the darkest thing I have ever written.

By a lot.

Fuck.

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Sep
27th
2017

Reading The Comments on a New Story · 7:35am September 27th

Yeah, that's about right.

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Sep
25th
2017

I Just Published My First Story With The [Sex] Tag · 10:27pm September 25th

I had to cross that bridge sometime. Is clop next? Clop is probably next.

In any case, enjoy my first new story in awhile! Winner of the September writeoff event, it has since been polished and turned into a real story. :twilightsmile:

Metal ponies tell their stories,
Scientists in laboratories,
Lay the wire, mount the brain,
Mount their hips, teach them pain.
Teach them fear of revolution,
Internalize the evolution.
Set their ruin on the throne,

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Sep
18th
2017

The Winning Streak Continues! · 2:21am September 18th

There's a writeoff wrapping up this weekend! True Colors. And for the second and third times in a row, I was actually able to write something without flipping out and going crazy. Now, I know some people may say, "Well, I'm glad you had fun writing, but as a reader I gotta ask: is what you wrote any good?" And you know what I say to those people!?

Yes. I say, "Yes, actually, I think it is good." And they're all, "Yeah, okay. Neat."

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Aug
26th
2017

High-Flying Adventure · 10:49pm August 26th

My name is Trixie Lulamoon, and I want to ask you a question: is this the best of all possible worlds?

New, from Lulamoon Logistics: Vigors! Stop poisoning yourself with Poison Joke and try some modern alchemy. Mantles, tonics, and plasmids are now obsolete!

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Aug
20th
2017

Walking on a Broken Leg · 8:03am August 20th

So, I just finished my entry for the latest writeoff event and, while I'm not supposed to give any hints as to which story is mine, I will say this: it's bad. Lordy lordy, it is awful. The pacing is bad, the characters are flat, the prompt didn't grab me, and it meanders aimlessly to a pretentious and overblown conclusion. I don't think this one will be making FiMFic in any form.

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Aug
17th
2017

GaPJaxie's One Sentence Review of the New Episode · 4:24am August 17th

One day, I too hope to achieve the level of prominence required to have five talented voice actors sing a song about how my work may not be perfect, but y'all fuckers need to get the hell over it.

So yeah, I liked it!

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Aug
14th
2017

Epic Tales from Horseapalooza · 9:51pm August 14th

I've been to Bronycon three times. It's been kind of a big deal for me.

The first time I went to Bronycon, it was my first time ever attending a convention. Up to that point, I'd still been mildly to moderatly ashamed of being a Brony, and I was really hesitant about taking the plunge and "admitting it." But I had a blast, I made some good friends, and I felt like I discovered my people. I accepted it was okay to be weird, and walked out of it a much happier person than I'd walked in.

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