The Hoofmaid's Tail

Starting this Saturday, I'm getting back into writing by doing one short story every day.

So, if you have a premise you'd like me to write (capped at about 1000 words), post it here. I'll do my best to get to all of them eventually.

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[Aquaman]

Ooh, an opportunity to enable you and maybe get a stupid idea I don't have a story for written!

In the middle of doing otherwise unremarkable paperwork with her, Trixie casually informs Starlight that her name is actually spelled "Tricksy" and she's just never corrected anyone.

[Herald of Opera]

G1 villains in G4: King Charlatan edition.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Star Swirl reveals the disappointing truth about one of the great mysteries he left behind.

[Hotel_Chicken]

Dr. Calebron attending a Daring Doo convention because he actually really likes the books but doesn't want to admit it.

[hypervelocity]

Twilight reorganizes the library (Golden Oaks or the Crystal Castle), and no one can decipher the methodology she used.

Chaos ensues.

[Ghost Mike]

Any other number of the show's once-off nuisance antagonists (Suri Polomare, Gladmane, etc. pick whom you want) are in a Legion of Doom type situation, formatting how to get back at the Mane 6 (or others) that have wronged them. Chaos ensues. Can be played super ironically or not: I know you'll make it fresh and work no matter what.

[equestrian.sen]

Twilight peers into the multiverse to see what her other selves ended up doing. She gets embarrassed, proud, humbled, or whatever other emotions come with finding that what you could have been is not what you expected.

[Kenku]

Chollywood: Changelings realize that their shapeshifting abilities make them uniquely suited to be actors, and enable them to feed on the love of their fans.

[hawthornbunny]

The Perfect Drink But It's Actually Bleach

[Shrink Laureate]

Luna has just returned. Amid all the political and social changes, and all the modern marvels, one question is foremost in her mind: what has Celestia done with her hair? And how does it appear to shine like that? Cue a discussion of ultraviolet light and how vision works.

"A cone in thy eye sounds like an unfortunate accident, sister."

[StalwartHeart]

There is canonically a race of bipedal cats in MLP and I think you should write a story about that.

[Herald of Opera]

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Maybe something involving the post-timeskip offscreen war between them and the Diamond Dogs. (Yes, they made that throwaway joke in the episode).

[Random Bits]

"Heartbrake: removes heartbreak, or your money back!"

[Cold in Gardez]

One a day :o

[Random Bits]

Following a fatal accident Twilight discovers that she actually is immortal, but in a really unpleasant way.

[TheJediMasterEd]

A Friendship School student gets a crush on the Great and Powerful Counselor Trixie. Fortunately an ethical sociopath is there to talk her through the straits of this dilemma.

The sociopath is Cheerilee.

[hehelover]

Griffin ambassador to Equestria meets with Fancy Pants and refers to Fleur de Lis as "your delicious wife" which almost leads to a major diplomatic crisis.

[Latrans]

"I present to you the finest of ancient Equestrian royal cuisine! This is believed to have been served to the very Princesses themselves! The hayburger!"

Hayburgers are considered "the food of the divine" in G5 because history+time=distorted facts, and now that Sunny has access to alicorn powers everybody keeps trying to feed her the equivalent of G4 junk food.

[Skywriter]

No prompt, just glad to hear you're working again.

[Admiral Biscuit]

A pony (or whatever) comes to Ponyville and talks up all the useful applications of her new invention.

That invention is fire.

Everypony already knows about fire.

[Cloud Ring]

Ponies make an edgy cult around Luna. Luna is okay with that.

[Common Tragedy]

Applejack grows a Tree of 40 Fruits but they're all different varieties of apples.

[libertydude]

Filthy Rich discovers the power of Styrofoam and suffers crippling self-doubt as his marriage disintegrates.

[Shakespearicles]

Discord gives Zephyr Breeze his chaos power for one day.

[Reese]

Good luck! :D
(I'm behind on FIMFiction at the moment and have a variety of other things going on, but I'll try to keep up. Should catch up eventually, at least. :))

...I don't seem to be thinking of a suitable premise or prompt for you at the moment, though, sorry. Perhaps something will come to me later.

[howard035]

Diamond Tiara tries to depetrify/reform Cozy Glow as a scheme to get admitted to the prestigious School of Friendship.

[Murcushio]

Intellectually, Twilight understands it will take many years of practical experience ruling the country before she acquires the casual, measured hoof at doing so that looked so effortless when employed by Celestia.

That's not going to stop her from trying to speedrun it, though.

[Stellar Serene]

In pony heaven, Celestia listens to a group of ponies from different periods in history discussing the changes her reign brought to the world.

[GaPJaxie]

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Better late than never!

[GaPJaxie]

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Boom

[GaPJaxie]

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This one was a lot of fun!

[GaPJaxie]

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Boop

[GaPJaxie]

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S'okay?

[GaPJaxie]

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Blam

[GaPJaxie]

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Bam-o

[GaPJaxie]

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I did the thing!

[GaPJaxie]

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Okay, I'm not doing this, but I laughed real hard at the idea. :D

[GaPJaxie]

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I mean, ish?

[Super Trampoline]

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I love this

[Super Trampoline]

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TCheerilee's Thousand

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Slice of Life

Cheerilee goes on one thousand terrible dates.

• Cheerilee

xjuggernaughtx · 97k words  ·  851  19 · 8.7k views

After all, Cheerilee has lots of experience with shitty romantic situations!

[Super Trampoline]

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coward

[Super Trampoline]

Idea:

One of the characters can only speak in Tankas (cousins of Haikus) for some reason

[Super Trampoline]

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oh god

[Random Bits]

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Sweet! Thanks!