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01. Yo Mama
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03. Liquid Pride 2 (Ongoing)
04. Spring's Foal
05. You, Me, and Chryssi (V-Day 2021)
06. The Son and Moon
07. Auntie Mom (Mother's Day 2021)
08. To Love a Failure
09. Zeph Almighty
10. Living With Zephyr Breeze is Weird
11. Second Sun
12. Dr. Dova and the Mares
13. Discord Fixes Everything
14. Fallout Equestria: Crastor's Vault
15. Too Many Nonnys
16. Ventrilocest 2: It Doesn't Count
17. Matchmaker 2
18. Pinecrest 2
19. Stormageddon 2: Game of Drones


Legalize it · 5:41pm Sunday

Shakespearicles for President!

JK. Only a fool runs for public office in the current year. It's a guaranteed way to get at least half of the country to immediately hate you. But, if I were to have a massive lapse in judgement and decide to run for dictator president, do you know what my campaign platform would be?

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The truth is that the best of us
love all things incestuous.
Sisters are best when they've been groped
by brothers with whom they've eloped.

Aunties, uncles born united
and by familial bonds excited.
Mothers, sons or dads and daughters
who let love flow like cool, clear waters.

Cousins sometimes though as you move
far down the tree you'll find proved
It's not as fun as DNA
that's cuddled closest in every way.

- Lavender Raindrops

My Fanfics

"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span." - Sander Cohen

His Latest Masterpieces

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That's one the most convincing smiles I've ever seen... Twilight looks pretty happy, too.

The sequel. Cat's Cradle. The one you spent the better part of 3 years on.

Edit: Found it. For some reason, search function on FF doesn't work right.

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The Quotable Shakespearicles

"Anyone who tells you that 'this is the end', is wrong! This doesn't end unless we let it. And I am not getting off this ride until the damn wheels fall off, and then I'm getting out and pushing!"

"My favorite story of mine is the one I haven't written yet."

"Stories are like a penis. Longer ones are more impressive. But eventually it gets to a point where it starts to scare people away."

"Writing is like farting. If you force it, it tends to come out as shit."

"Negative people are like cancer. You've got to cut them out of your life like a tumor. Yeah it'll hurt, but you've got to do it as soon as possible, because otherwise it'll just make your life worse."

"Our finest hour, as humans, isn't when we attain greatness for ourselves, but when we help each other up out of awfulness."

"I know just enough about any given subject to be dangerous."

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What people are saying about Shakespearicles:

"God, Shakespearicles has got some awesome stories! Shakes, you are incredible. You should write more, and more often."

"You’re a fantastic writer, probably the best on the site." - Patriot Pony Productions

"I tend to write PMs to authors if their work has a profound impact on me. As a general rule, I don't read anything on this site that doesn't include smut in some form. The 'M' tag is my natural habitat. But, when it comes to writers like yourself that can actually blend humor, drama, sexuality, morality, and complexity into a properly proportioned epic, it's something to behold. The fact that you've actually created completely believable and human characters with a premise typically reserved for base fetish fuel is so impressive it's almost indescribable."
"I just want to commend you, not just on the strength of your writing, but the commitment you seem to have to quality and quantity, regardless of wait time. Not many authors have the passion to spare for something as niche and inconsequential as horsewords."

"I greatly enjoy your fics. They have a depth of story to them that make the explicit scenes all the more satisfying since everything comes together in the end.
I hear you're one of the greats on here when it comes to explicit stories so this really should be no surprise to me. With my fic ideas I'm soon going to put to paper, I greatly look up to you. Your Apple/Pear family, Trixie/Glimmer father incest, Apogee, Twilight family fics are some of your greatest in my opinion. And you can even pull a brilliant safe one out like your Spike/Rarity short. Mmm! What a heart puller.
But what I'm saying is that I hope I can be just as good as you sometime when it comes to fic writing. I definitely know I need improvement. So every time I need a good reference on what I could do better, I take a look at your fics and really get pumped on what I could do even better. I only have one fic so far, but as proud as I am of it, I know I can do better.
I just wanted to say, thanks. You make some amazing stories, and I hope to reach your level someday!"

"If Shakespearicles was a car, it would have no steering wheel or brakes because 'fuck you!' Where he's taking you, those will be the least of your worries with all the twists he's going to do. And all you can do is scream, and cry, and ask yourself why you took a ride with him in the first place, but then smile and lose your sanity because somehow, in the end, he pulls a 1440° tailspin parallel park with just a millimeter of clearance from the curb as if everything fit perfectly."

"If you could fuck writing and produce offspring with it, I would pick Shakespearicles's stories."

"I differentiate between stories with sex in them and sex stories. Shakespearicles, for example, writes plot stories and the struggle that characters go through maintaining their relationships. Not just wanting to bang, their relationships. They're people with flaws, goals, hopes and ambitions."

"The feeling I have every time I click into a Shakespearicles story: It certainly looks like I'm where I should be, but I'm not sure that I'm actually allowed to read something so grand."

"Shakespearicles, you are an inspiration. Your batshit insanity is a shining beacon in the darkness, burning like the raging wildfire of entropic devastation in the face of impending doom. A shout into the night, brief, terrifying, and never forgotten by the immortal denizens of the forgotten realms."

"Game of Thrones meets House of Cards but with more fucking."

"Shakespearicles is the quintessential anti-hero. The talented, charismatic, belligerent, alcoholic genius that can't keep his dick in his trousers."

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