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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer.™

Things To Do:

02. Liquid Pride 2 (Ongoing)
03. Pinecrest Resort (Summer)
04. Starlight's First Glimmer
05. Forbidden Fruits (Autumn)
06. A Dash Estranged
07. Riddle Me This
08. Starlight Fixes Everything
09. Let Me Go
10. Not Aloud
11. Harsh Knocks Life (Mother's Day '19)
12. Unicornered (Father's Day '19)
13. Payload
14. I Accidentally My
15. FOE: Crastor's Vault
16. Stormageddon 2: Game of Drones
17. Open Up Your Thighs
18. Rose's Thorn
19. bEating A Dead Horse
01. Yo Mama


BronyCon'18 · 1:23pm Saturday

So if you've been wondering where my story updates are, the 'crystal empire' chapter(s) has really gotten away from me. I may have to make it a multi-part. I'm trying to get something out this weekend. But mostly, I've been very busy getting ready for BronyCon'18, for the panels I'm on, and finishing my cosplay.

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The truth is that the best of us
love all things incestuous.
Sisters are best when they've been groped
by brothers with whom they've eloped.

Aunties, uncles born united
and by familial bonds excited.
Mothers, sons or dads and daughters
who let love flow like cool, clear waters.

Cousins sometimes though as you move
far down the tree you'll find proved
It's not as fun as DNA
that's cuddled closest in every way.

- Lavender Raindrops

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Beautiful profile pic, Shakes! :heart::rainbowwild:

Hey, man, can I ask you a favor regarding Nights In Pink Velvet?

I'm not sure. But I'll never get tired of hearing it! :pinkiehappy:

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"I just want to commend you, not just on the strength of your writing, but the commitment you seem to have to quality and quantity, regardless of wait time. Not many authors have the passion to spare for something as niche and inconsequential as horsewords."

- Karl

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