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anonpencil


I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.
-Pencil

Nov
11th
2018

New Broken Love Berry Punch Story Is Out NOW · 5:09pm Sunday

I'm only taking a tiny little break from commissions right now, I'll be back at them in a day or so. With that time, I wanted to release the newest part in the Broken Love series. There's a lot more I want to do with this series, but this part has been lingering in my mind for months now, and it feels good to get it done. I hope you all enjoy it.

You can read it HERE: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/424696/expiration-date

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We should collab on a shitfic.

you are welcome

Nick trick or or treat :rainbowkiss:

Heya, Pencil! It's been a while... Keep being awesome!

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To me he sucks and deserves to fly that should have been Scootaloo

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