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anonpencil


I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.
-Pencil

Jun
27th
2018

My new, long, not Anon story is FINALLY here! · 5:45pm June 27th


First of all, let me say, thanks for being patient. The new story is called Broken Bindings, and it is now live. It is tagged as a dark horror mystery story, rated teen.

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We will have to see. There's nothing scheduled as of now, though.

So... are we gonna get a sequel to 'Broken Bindings'?
She did say she will come back... So, is she?

Loved meeting you at HRPC, hope you had a great con!

Well, I like your stories so why not follow :)

hmmm...
Noice.
luv ur stories.

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