• Member Since 5th Oct, 2014
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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

You All Are The Reason I'm Drunk

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.
-Pencil

Nov
8th
2019

We gon interview 2Merr... who I like very much · 11:53pm 6 days ago

Go here. watch him answer shit with us. Drink. DRINK. DO IT.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

NAO.

-pencil

Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created
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I helped write or edit this shit.
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2795394
it's cool. No worries.

2795333
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

2782487
Makes sense your friend with him, so many sexual innuendos even in his BLOOPERS! XD

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