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I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.


podcast time now! Get hype, come ask questions, TGIF! · 11:45pm Last Friday

It's almost time, guys, get hyyyype!
The guest literally just told me "I'll answer any questions." So it's so time.

GO HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe/


Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created

I helped write or edit this shit.

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BadTouch #281 · Monday · · ·

Your greens make me wish I were a better man.

It doesn't actually improve anything but the intent is there.

So thanks for that.

Aaaaand I sang it all in my head. Thanks for that.

I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
Swallow my doubt turn it inside out
Find nothin' but faith in nothin'
Want to put my tender, heart in a blender
Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous then I'm through with you

Congrats on 100x10 followers!

GOD how do you have so much cute stuff??!

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