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anonpencil


I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.
-Pencil

Jan
19th
2019

Barcast Podcast Interview! STARTING NOW! · 11:55pm Saturday

HEY we're interviewing Dustchu today! Come and listen to us be assholes and get drunk and stuff.

CORRECTION!!!! GO HERE!!! https://picarto.tv/ravvij

-anonpencil

Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created
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I helped write or edit this shit.
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I'm enjoying your stories. Really cool:rainbowdetermined2:

Exploding testicles? I'm sure I could find the humor in that, but reading that line was a little uncomfortable. :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks so much for the watch! :D

We should collab on a shitfic.

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