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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

You All Are The Reason I'm Drunk

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.
-Pencil

Jan
21st
2024

We're interviewing TCC56 RIGHT NOW! · 2:25am January 21st

WE GO HERE NOW:
https://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

LET'S ASK THEM SOME UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS! WOO! SATURDAY NIIIGHT!

-pencil

Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created
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I helped write or edit this shit.
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I hope you come back and write more!!

3165792
Right back atcha!

Thanks for the watch.

"Congratulations EverPony, I Bring Good Tidings Right Now!"

"What do U mean, what do I mean?"
"I Bring Socks-N-Sandles-N-Shorts Bitch!"

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/514452/socks-n-sandles-n-shorts
Sincerely,
-You Know Who

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