• Member Since 5th Oct, 2014
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I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.


Jack of a Few Trades is gonna be on the podcast! · 10:46pm Last Friday

Tune into the Barcast today to learn more about this awesome and award winning writer! We're going to make him answer questions about his penis! :)
WATCH HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe



Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created

I helped write or edit this shit.

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Just started listening to the Barcast, y'all were great lol

Welcome on board the Crazy Train, Pencil! :pinkiecrazy:

Don't you do it! You leave it there FOREVER. And then write that actual story. You can do it!

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