• Member Since 6th Oct, 2014
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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

You All Are The Reason I'm Drunk

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.


Brand New Berry Punch Story... · 4:12pm April 13th

Picture... actually related this time! Huh. How about that.

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Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created

I helped write or edit this shit.

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No thanks, but I appreciate the sentiment. Have a good one.

God bless you sir! God loves you, now and forever.

Dawwww thank you.

Thank you for the watch, pencil!!

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