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I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

Stuff that's good and you should read.

  • A Rainy Day's Date Teen Cadance and Anonymous have been dating for almost a month now and they finally have a day to themselves. When the weather doesn't agree with their plans, they decide to do the best thing to do on a rainy day. Cuddle and take a Nap. by Flutterpriest 3,036 words · 6,545 views · 292 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Moonie shorts [Filly Nightmare Moon] A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human. by Eighth 76,705 words · 8,842 views · 973 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Hunger Pains There's more to the Changeling invasion than the ponies know. With this knowledge, you, Anonymous, will bring them to an age of prosperity. by Bolding 2,444 words · 5,237 views · 613 likes · 63 dislikes

Awesome People Who You should Worship

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You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?
Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.
Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page. Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.
I'm also drunk.
If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.
You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:
Anonpencil's Pastebin
I am moderately sorry.


New Story About Anon Thinking Pinkie Pie Is A Balloon · 7:03pm Saturday

Image so SO UNRELATED! Thank god.

No, seriously, that' the premise. That's about all this story has got to it. It's not bloody, or vomit filled, it's just light absurdity for my own amusement, nothing more. Barely even over 1k words, but meh. Hopefully some of you will giggle or groan.
Probably groan.
And not int he fun way.


My Favorites

Serious Stories

  • When The Bough Breaks When tragedy strikes, everyone has a different way of reacting and dealing with their grief. But Cadance is all too aware that, as a princess, her duties must come before her own personal feelings of sadness. by anonpencil 9,622 words · 1,191 views · 69 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Run You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, and it's driving you to the brink of madness. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you've worked hard to forget... by anonpencil 4,090 words · 2,606 views · 128 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Always Here After a long hard day of work, nothing feels quite as good as coming home, especially when you have a friend there waiting. But should staying at home really feel so... addictive? by anonpencil 2,621 words · 2,501 views · 200 likes · 10 dislikes

Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created

I helped write or edit this shit.

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