Berry Punch has been the poster filly of alcoholism for years, but time has a way of catching up. She's tired of being tired, and has finally decided to enter a frightening new type of room: the rooms of Alcoholics Anonymous.
While attempting to write a middle-of-the-road romance, Berry Punch discovers that her typewriter has magic powers. The twist? They only work when she's blackout drunk.
Beer tastes bad, Whiskey is just horrible, and Colgate does not like drinking. This is the story of how Colgate met Berry Punch for the first time, and how she saw a bartender who was clearly a ninja. Side story to Long Story Short, Things Went Down
Big Mac is home alone for a few weeks and he plans to take full advantage of it, but as he checks on the family orchard he discovers a pest with plans of her own.
