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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!


How hard is it to take care of a baby on your own, right? Cadance quickly finds that motherhood isn't all that it's cracked up to be. And with Shining Armor away, the responsibility falls entirely on her to figure it out. Even if her methods are... a little unorthodox.

This story is for the Cadance is a Terrible Mom Competition! Sorry I got it in so late!

Art by Sugarberry, so go give them some love!!

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inb4 @everyone

Congratulations, you win.
I'll figure out what you win later. Probably get to kick Enigma or something.

This story made me feel like a kid again

Also, only because it popped in my mind. ily

A swirl of light enveloped it, then there was a quiet pop noise, and it was gone.

Spike sighed and sat down in the Crystal Empires dump with a proud grin.

"I wonder what sort of weird things Twilight is doing to Anon right now?" he mused to himself.

He unfolded his beach chair, pulled out his comic book and sunglasses.

" At least nothing bad can happen to me out here. "

He sighs, sits down. And smiles to himself.

With a light pop, a filthy diaper drops directly in his face.

" Why does this always happen to me? "

I love this more than eating rabbits with peppercorn sauce.


made me feel like a kid again

We must have lived the same childhood.

Shiny, you so deserved that.

This was so damned funny. I really needed a laugh, and you delivered several. :D

Deep #7 · April 25th · · ·

This competition has been pure gold for story content haha

Next time, Cadence is have Twilight and her friends foalsit Flurry.

Hmm about the "belittling" wasn't Shining caring for Flurry usually? And so he is ACTUALLY speaking from experience?

In this story, no. She's usually taken care of by Sunburst during the day, but it happens to be his day off. Cadance says as much pretty early on.

There are few things in this world that smell worse that newborn diapers. And they go through about 15 to 20 a DAY! The smell gets stuck in your olfactory sensors and you go nose blind to everything eventually. Even dinner taste like it.

Being an uncle to an infant now and a regular babysitter, I can personally vouch that mothers don't get enough credit. Even just 6 hours a week gives me headaches (but I love my niece regardless), I can only imagine what a full-time mom deals with.

Betsy #13 · May 6th · · ·

OMG I LOVE THIS :twilightsmile:it’s too funny

But man, have you marched back and forth all day? Let me tell ya, it's exhausting. Playing with a baby all day is easy in comparison. :scootangel:

btw, where's dinner?

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