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anonpencil


I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

Oct
20th
2017

Shortskirtsandexplosionsholyshitisonourpodcastcomewatch!!! · 11:20pm Last Friday

It's happening. Skirts is going to be interviewed today on the Barcast! Come drink and watch as we make this kinda really well known popular writer miserable. I hope he doesn't hate us by the time he is done.
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
COME AND DRINK HAPPY FRIDAY!

-Pencil

Oct
16th
2017

Welp. · 7:06am Last Monday

It's my birthday.
I'm hoping to finish a new story today.
I need a drink.
That is all.

-Pencil

Oct
13th
2017

THIS IS SAD. THIS MADE ME SAD. · 8:32am October 13th

The penguin Grape-Kun has passed away. And I am sad.

But Pencil, you may heartlessly say, what do you care about a penguin? It happens all the time, and besides, you're a heartless bitch who hates the world! Listen here mufuckas, this penguin was a sweet and special soul. He had a tragic backstory that Warner Brothers only wishes they could imitate.

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Oct
9th
2017

Fires in Norcal (I'm okay, Don't Panic Please) · 11:37pm October 9th

I am safe. I am hours and hours from any fires, wanted to let you know, because some discord folks were worried about me. I'm fine, and no near enough any fires to be concerned. However, a friend of mine has likely lost her home, one of my favorite wineries has burned to the ground, and many more wineries where my family are friends with/know the owners and staff are either in danger or currently burning. There is currently one confirmed death. It is 0% contained.

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Oct
7th
2017

BARCAST WITH MUFUCKING SETH, FROM EQD! · 11:01pm October 7th

Yes. Seth. As in "Go To Bed, Seth!"
We're gonna ask him questions in about 1/2 hour... It's gonna get weird.
COME WATCH HERE AND DRINK BECAUSE WHY NOT!
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

See you there. And yes. We WILL tell him to go to bed.

-Pencil

Oct
2nd
2017

I Will Be at Canterlot KC (Kansas City) · 7:39pm October 2nd

Sep
30th
2017

Barcast today with Seventh Heaven! · 10:53pm September 30th

And his lady who does art real gud. Anyway, come on out, drink, party, relax, and ask questions while we verbally shitpost. Should be a good time!
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe
DO IT.

-Pencil

Sep
26th
2017

Priest... what are you... · 10:20pm September 26th

...I mean, we're GIVING her away, not selling her.
But also. What.
What.

...
What.


-Pencil

Sep
20th
2017

Welp. I did this. · 4:26am September 20th

Priest and I wrote a thing. Here it is. It's legit TERRIBLE. Like. Zero redeeming qualities.
But by god, it was so much fun to write. I'm only like, a little ashamed. It was that fun.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386104/clown-and-out

Enjoy or don't, I'm happy either way. Just don't blame Priest if you hate it, was definitely not his fault.
...okay, like 10% his fault.

-Pencil

Sep
18th
2017

It is done. · 11:46pm September 18th

The When The Bough Breaks video is now live. I suspect this is the last I'll ever work on this story, really. It has, I hope, been worth it. The sound quality is pretty poor, but you can now hear me read this sad story aloud. It was... not easy. But I think it was the right thing to do.
Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQKO7y9NDg4
Be well.

-Pencil

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