What are all you folks doing tonight/today?

I knew my decision to be a hermit was the right one.

In all seriousness, for those of you who have social lives, read this blog and for goodness sake take its advice. Don't let yourself or others end up having a bad time. 2017 sucked enough as it was.

Here's wishing you nothing but perfectly normal hangovers in the morning.

Holy balls, that was awesome.

I got heavily tipsy, but didn't get any kind of hangover. And I had somewhere around six drinks, so... I dunno. Still, awesome birthday, even if I woke up with terrible breath.

Upon Shepherd's first meeting with Princess Celestia, after all the pleasantries have been done with.

Shepherd: "Wow, I've never actually met a demi-goddess. Who was also a horse. Or not... Ahem."

Celestia: "Well, it's been quite a long time since I last met a hominid. So this is an auspicious day for both of us."

Shepherd: "That's good to hear... You won't smite me, right?"

Celestia: "Not unless you offend me."

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Couple fun facts in this blog post, as well as some thoughts on an idea I've had for a while.

Let's start with a fun fact, though!

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It's done. It's finally done. It took me almost 50,000 words to do it, but I can finally say that I no longer have to work on When They Come, ever ever again. I don't even feel sad. Just really relieved. Wait, that's the one where you feel a little nauseated, giggly, talk to much, hit on everything that moves, keep telling people you love them...
Oh, wait, that's being drunk? My mistake.

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So a few months ago I sat down and tried to watch the original MLP movie from 1986. I was curious about G1 as before G4 I never had any motivation to even bother with it.

In short, it did not go well.

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Lemme tells ya, trying to find a decent internet reception in Miami sucks balls. But on the bright side they have incredibly fruity drinks over here, which is rad.

Also holy fuck so much shit in my feed message. Haven't checked Skype in a long time. So many things. So little time.

...

Eh. So how are you guys doing?

This cocktail was invented by Charles Ball, executive general manager of Chicago three-headed Productions. He inspired as a brighter take on the classic cocktail Vesper.
3/4 oz. Hangar One Buddha Hand Vodka
3/4 oz. Tanqueray 10
1/2 oz. Bedictine
3/4 oz. lemon juice
1/2 oz. honey syrup

1 flammed lemon, for garnish Mix all ingredients in a shaker, add ice, shake and strain into a chilled coupe. Side dish of baked lemon.

ISLAND SMASH

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Happy 4th of July everyone!

Hope you are all having a wonderful day. Just giving a shout out, stay safe and remember to party mildly! Don't be silly when you drink and always have a designated driver or friend to take you home if you're out and about!

Remember the best hings are the ones you remember, if you drank so much you can't remember then you did it wrong!

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This refreshing summer cocktail was created by Ben Mowbray in Down House in Houston.
1 oz. Buffalo Trace Rye
1/2 oz. Flor de Cana 7 Year Old Rum
1 oz. strawberry syrup
1/2 oz. lemon juice
1 splash of champagne

Half of the strawberries, for garnish Shake all the ingredients together, DOUBLE strain them, pour them into a champagne flute and top with champagne. Garnish with half a strawberry.

COCO-calcium FIZZ

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I do apologize for subjecting people to this, and I'm not going to tell you whose fic it's from because that's not how I roll, but...I cannot let this monstrosity lie.

Your head is greeted by a new and better sensation as it penetrates Sunset's womb

That's...not a good thing. Sunset is going to need a medic. And I said so and figured that was the end of it. But then I got a response.

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Contact ahthepowerofcheese for details and to be added to this shit.

Now, I'm off to drink.

-Pencil

We all know the mane six drink cider, but what other drinks would the mane six or any pony drink?

I can see.

Twilight drinking wine or champagne

Rarity drinking wine

Pinkie Pie anything

Fluttershy fruity cocktails

Rainbow Dash drinking beer

Applejack whiskeys and bourbons

Tree hugger drinking liquid marijuana and being disappointed lol

What about y'all?

For adults looking for casual impulse answer is a qualified yes. Caffeine and other compounds in energy lychee juice of aloe vera drinks help us stay focused and energetic, causing a surge of stress hormone cortisol. But producers earned frequent use of cortisol in the body (adrenals), prevents sleep and can increase heart rate and blood pressure.

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DISCLAIMER!!: I honestly eyeballed this entire thing the first 2 times I made it, but judging on my culinary skills I will be leaving accurate measurements in recipe!
Okay so here's something I made on...last Wednesday? (idk. Can't remember! Lol!) Anyways, its' for a D.I.Y Vanilla Chai Tea (I think?) For this you will need:

Ingredients
2 bags of Lipton black tea

1/8 c. Milk

1/2 Tbsp. Vanilla extract

1 & 1/4 c. Water

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I am very grateful for all the support on my first story on the site! To me, it was a Nigel Thornberry equivalent of:

Yes, Nigel saying, "Smashing!" about twenty or so times.

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For years, I've always remembered one part of my childhood that likely only people in the UK will probably know about. It's pretty distant to me, but I do recall one or two things about it, and those two things are that it was a type of juice drink that came in a dark blue carton with a yellow circle in the middle of it that I think had a red rocket with a boy on the top of it.

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I said it was coming, didn't I? And indeed, it has arrived. Version 2.0 of One Drink, with all sorts of little errors fixed and polished away! Not only that, but with the impending release of Colony, One Drink has seen its final price drop! You can now grab the whole thing for only 99 cents!

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Aloe Vera speeds up the healing of burns and wounds on the skin, stimulating the growth of new skin cells healthy, and limit the body's production of Aloe Barbadensis scar tissue.The species recommended spacious by Naturopaths, Doctors & experts around the world. Aloe Vera has the ability hydrate, heal and encourage skin renewal.

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