• Member Since 30th Nov, 2014
  • offline last seen July 24th

Captain Wuzz

\m/ I like the devil's music (and his beard). Hide your daughters etc. I mostly write Discord stuff, because nobody parties like a trickster god.

About me

Awkward bastard with a penchant for rock music, drawing and nature. I seem to write mostly one-sided Fluttercord or friendshipping between the two, but pretty much enjoy most Discord stories.

Music: Clutch, QOTSA, Mastodon, Tripping Daisy, Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, Garbage, NIN, Tori Amos, REM. Why, yes, I am a child of the 90s. Why do you ask?

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  • The Alpaca Prince A Prince from Alpacastan comes to stay with Twilight for a few days. Hilarity ensues. by Aegis Shield 5,697 words · 1,696 views · 229 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Madness for Power Young Prince Tirek ponders his great destiny following Sendak's imprisonment while his brother Scorpan listens fearfully...and while Discord grows intrigued. Later, after Scorpan's betrayal, Tirek lies in Tartarus, betrayed and going mad for power. by Azure129 5,852 words · 752 views · 19 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Daring Do and the Goggles of Shipping Discord thought they'd stay buried forever. Now they've resurfaced, and at the worst possible time... by CoffeeMinion 7,606 words · 2,497 views · 162 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Chaotic Neutral When magic starts failing, chaos threatens to consume Equestria. Good thing the ponies have Discord on their side to help fix things. by C-Puff 150,140 words · 10,284 views · 766 likes · 8 dislikes
  • So Many Different Ways to Prey Zecora's tale of generations has unpleasant implications... by Loganberry 1,531 words · 671 views · 13 likes · 0 dislikes

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  • A Robust Solution Fluttershy comes to terms with a mistake from her past, and learns how to handle herself in the future, with the help of her good friend Rarity. by Jordan179 11,859 words · 1,344 views · 105 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Last Draconequus The life and times of the self-proclaimed God of Chaos. by alarajrogers 51,341 words · 3,506 views · 191 likes · 5 dislikes
  • What Meets the Eye A stallion finds there is often more than what meets the eye. by Butterscotch Cream 17,378 words · 3,239 views · 144 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Our Mother's Wish Where did griffons come from? Here is the tale passed down from hen to chick since the earliest days of the world, when Mother Hen hatched us all. by NorsePony 1,025 words · 661 views · 71 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Dear Insanity Discord breaks off his relationship with Reality in order to see Insanity exclusively. by naturalbornderpy 2,230 words · 2,257 views · 175 likes · 1 dislikes

Stuff and thingies

  • Gallopagos Discord tells Fluttershy about the time he found some rather boring islands. He decided to make them more interesting. by Captain Wuzz 3,351 words · 1,686 views · 116 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Echoplex "How do I know you're real, Fluttershy?" by Captain Wuzz 2,563 words · 2,827 views · 170 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Girl Talk Discord ends up on Rarity's couch bawling, eating ice cream and pouring his heart out about Fluttershy. Poor Rarity. by Captain Wuzz 3,402 words · 4,572 views · 347 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Non-Entity Fluttershy encounters a strange creature in the woods and nurses it back to health, only to discover she has one of the most dangerous and powerful mages to ever exist in her care. by Captain Wuzz 108,591 words · 5,435 views · 470 likes · 14 dislikes

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  • Light Rain Discord takes Fluttershy to see rain made out of light. by alarajrogers 13,685 words · 3,557 views · 143 likes · 3 dislikes
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  • Eternity Sometimes growing up means more than just time passing. For some, it means letting go of what they hold dear and moving onto greener pastures. And for others, it means becoming what they never wanted to be in the first place. by RainbowBob 2,956 words · 4,125 views · 514 likes · 12 dislikes
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Yay! Hope it's enjoyable. :)

Now I remember where I know your name from. I have had Non-Entity on my read list for quite a while now, thank you for reminding me to get back to it sometime soon.

2294235 Thanks for that:yay:Glad to see you back:twilightsmile:


Thank you! <3 Your new stuff is great!

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