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Me after reading your fanfiction.

Hey there fillies and folks, Discord here with the low down on what my library experience brings to the table! I am quite the reader of stories. Not actual stories you can find at just any old library. No, this is an online library, with online stories! The great treasures of the typed word flock to this little space on the internet to be read and criticized by all! And I bet you're asking yourself how exactly you can get on a group as prestigious as this one.

Well, that's easy! Climb to the tallest mountain, slay the Were-Cerberus-Bear Beast with the golden toothpick, make a delicious brisket with its flesh and the holy BBQ sauce of the vanquished grill knights of the smokey table, and then yodel the song of your people (changes upon nationality and race and whether you are a mutated abomination of unspeakable horrors).

Or, if you're like many people on the internet and are too lazy, add the story to the appropriate folder. Just one, though. If someone isn't going to read your story in the Comedy folder, there's a good chance they won't read it in the Dark folder either. So choose wisely! Oh, and please don't add a bunch of stories at once. You know how annoying it is to get spam in your mailbox? That's basically the same thing.

Remember, the stories this library is most interested in are Chaotic! Or something I myself would preferably read. It doesn't have to have your's truly as a character (though that certainly helps), but if it's whacky, out of control, and generally for laughs, then it's alright with us. Take your dramas and feelsy fics out the door, because they sure as hell are boooooooooring!

Most importantly is to follow the one rule that we hold up above all others: DON'T BE A DICK.

Other than that, kick back, relax, and have some fun! Every month we shall have a writing contest for a new, randomly chosen genre! Along with that we'll have fun forum games and other exciting events in store!

And yes, I am making out with myself in the poster in the background. Who can resist those strawberry flavored lips?

The group that was the inspiration:

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403110 Ha ha, just kidding. I would never do that.

Well, that's easy! Climb to the tallest mountain, slay the Were-Cerberus-Bear Beast with the golden toothpick, make a delicious brisket with its flesh and the holy BBQ sauce of the vanquished grill knights of the smokey table, and then yodel the song of your people (changes upon nationality and race and whether you are a mutated abomination of unspeakable horrors).

I shall slay said beast and do as said!

EDIT: I didn't find a beast... What I did find were tons of dead bodies from the people who attempted to climb the mountain... I also found that I had frostbite. On my toe.

I finally made an account! Hurry I'm not lazy! Wait that last part was a lie.

I'm new here and I'm shy :applecry:

Well, since I've started writing, I figured.. Why not join? Hopefully I can find an editor of some variety, because I won't lie, my Grammar is -terrible-, if that wasn't pretty clear by now. *Cough* Anyhow, nice to meet everyone.. well, sort of meet, you know what I mean. Looking forward to all the stories, woo!

Well I guess I should show some support for the young milk drinker that is discord hahaha after all us spirits of chaos and madness need to stick together

I guess it is time I join this Group, since I am in the process of getting a story about Discord up.
It is in part inspired by the latest chapter and Season Finale.

343446 What a strange way to spell "hilarity".:moustache:

A group dedicated to Discord founded by RainbowBob?
Sign me up!

100 members already.

...Actually, I'm not surprised. :moustache:

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I'm responsible for the trend. So hipster :coolphoto:

Looks like the Followers of Discord are getting some competition. GOOD! Maybe this will lead to way more Discord stories.

P.S. Added in my friend C-Puff's Discord story Chaotic Neutral. Give that severely under appreciated story and it's writer some love! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/134455/chaotic-neutral

In 8 hours and 30 minutes, you have reached over 80 followers? That's it, I'm jealous:moustache:

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Your penis grew three sizes this day.

This group made my penis into the big penis.

Remember, the stories this library is most interested in are Chaotic!

You called?

Why is Discord's computer screwed into his table along with his heyboard?

Lol, Twilight's library spoof. It's even funnier when one is a mod there.

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