My Brand

Look At That Handsome Fella There, And His Human

All About Me, Who Is Awesome... And Stuff

What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn RainbowBob.

Skype: RainbowBob or flamebrain920, can't remember what it was.

Living in the state that looks like a penis (Florida, for those who have never seen a map). I guess you can call me a surfer dude, even though I don't surf much. Guess it's the body (do you even lift?).

23 years old and I already have a job as an electrical engineer, my own house, a wife, and all that good ol' responsible adult shebang. Also, writing pony fanfiction in my off time. Perfectly good waste of my life. Final words are that Spongebob is best pony.

Chaotic Evil. Will kill Santa Claus and kick a puppy and/or orphan for free food.

My Theme Song

TSaddles
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Ivan has a saddle shop in Ponyville, where he sells saddles and saddle accessories. Why ponies buy saddles, Ivan doesn't know, and when he finds out, he'd like very much to go back to not knowing.
Human
Rarity
OC
RainbowBob · 2.1k words · 622 19 · 6.2k views
EFeeling Pinkie Mean
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Slice of Life
Sombra has met his match, literally.
Pinkie
Main 6
King Sombra
RainbowBob · 34k words · 1,939 41 · 17k views
TMarenheit 451
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Twilight has a bit of a problem. You see, she always does Princess Celestia's bidding, regardless of how ridiculous or insane the task. Now, it'd be just a shame if someone were to abuse this knowledge to their own malicious ends...
Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Luna
Discord
RainbowBob · 5.3k words · 840 30 · 8.4k views
TGroomed To Perfection
MLP: FiM
Dark
Sad
Celestia groomed Twilight to be the perfect student, the best leader, and her eternal partner in love. But why did she choose Twilight, of all ponies, to be her student? Unfortunately for her, Discord knows the answer all too well.
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Celestia
Discord
RainbowBob · 2.6k words · 709 44 · 11k views
TGandhivilization
MLP: FiM
Comedy
When Princess Celestia and Gandhi have tea, Celestia learns that some of the most important aspects of building a civilization is hard work, dedication, diplomatic relations, and best of all, the threat of mutual assured destruction.
Crossover
Celestia
Other
RainbowBob · 2.2k words · 274 12 · 4.2k views
THush, Little Children
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Tragedy
Simple misunderstandings can lead to major consequences, as learned by Luna a thousand years ago with her banishment. Should've thought out those foalnappings better...
Celestia
Luna
OC
RainbowBob · 1.7k words · 178 16 · 2.9k views
TBurn The Fallow Land
MLP: FiM
Dark
Tragedy
When you give up everything to save those you love, what's left could be just the thing that destroys them in the end.
Celestia
Luna
OC
Discord
Nightmare Moon
RainbowBob · 25k words · 181 14 · 2.2k views
TSeriously?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Yep, just your basic HiE fic. Except I don't get into Equestria as a human. Or pony. Nope, I just had to get changed into a Helicoprion. If you didn't already know, it's an extinct shark.
Gore
Human
Spike
OC
Main 6
CMCs
RainbowBob · 11k words · 756 69 · 7.4k views
ETwilight Sparkle Actually Does Sparkle
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Being a vampire can be rough. Unluckily for Twilight, she just had to end up as the most unpopular vampire type of all time. On the bright side, her last name actually makes sense now.
Fluttershy
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Spike
RainbowBob · 2k words · 422 17 · 4.9k views
ELook On The Bright Side
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Even with her newfound immortality, Luna helps Twilight see the bright side of living forever.
Twilight
Luna
RainbowBob · 2.6k words · 181 8 · 2.4k views

Dec

30th

2015

Yo · 7:34pm Dec 30th, 2015

Oh man I've been buuuuuuuuuuuusy. Like, so much so. Just moved town and had to get everything situated in a new house. Plus, I've finally adopted a kiddo, so I got that going for me, which is great. More difficult than I ever thought it would, but the wife and I managed to get everything down pat (for now at least).

Report RainbowBob · 1,832 views · #RainbowBob is sorta back

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Element of Power

Element of Power #1,912 · July 18th · · ·

I hope he's doing good...
Oh, who am I kidding!
Get back here and finish these stories!

Odd_Shot

Odd_Shot #1,911 · June 23rd · 1 · ·

Look how they massacred my boy...

iloveportalz0r

iloveportalz0r #1,910 · May 6th · 3 · ·

ayy lmao

RainbowRick

RainbowRick #1,909 · April 21st · 2 · ·

I miss him very much.

Coretz

Coretz #1,908 · April 17th · · ·

2473104
We're closer than not. :)

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