My Brand

Look At That Handsome Fella There, And His Human

All About Me, Who Is Awesome... And Stuff

What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn RainbowBob.

Skype: RainbowBob or flamebrain920, can't remember what it was.

Living in the state that looks like a penis (Florida, for those who have never seen a map). I guess you can call me a surfer dude, even though I don't surf much. Guess it's the body (do you even lift?).

23 years old and I already have a job as an electrical engineer, my own house, a wife, and all that good ol' responsible adult shebang. Also, writing pony fanfiction in my off time. Perfectly good waste of my life. Final words are that Spongebob is best pony.

Chaotic Evil. Will kill Santa Claus and kick a puppy and/or orphan for free food.

My Theme Song

Hey, Look, Stories! Come One, Come All!


Yo · 7:34pm Dec 30th, 2015

Oh man I've been buuuuuuuuuuuusy. Like, so much so. Just moved town and had to get everything situated in a new house. Plus, I've finally adopted a kiddo, so I got that going for me, which is great. More difficult than I ever thought it would, but the wife and I managed to get everything down pat (for now at least).

Uh, I think now's the time to wish you all a Merry Belated Christmas and all that. Ooh, can't forget about New Years creeping around the corner. Then all the other holidays and stuff and things I'm guessing.

Anyway, for stuff about bigger news, I guess I should mention I'm beginning to get more and more into writing. Even ponies! The break and sobriety have really helped me along both as a writer and as a human being sponge. So yeah, in the future I'll try to dabble in the old art once again. We'll see what happens as we move along this great big journey.

So, what's up with all of you guys and gals?

Confound These Ponies

Confound These Squidwards

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I spread my cheeks in thine name. Shall always possibly be remembered but never missed or something.

I blame Kkknighty

Adios, amigo. I will miss you.

Hey man I know your busy and all but when the Darth Vader and the Joker story continue?
I really like your story's.

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