My Brand

Look At That Handsome Fella There, And His Human

All About Me, Who Is Awesome... And Stuff

What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn RainbowBob.

Skype: RainbowBob or flamebrain920, can't remember what it was.

Living in the state that looks like a penis (Florida, for those who have never seen a map). I guess you can call me a surfer dude, even though I don't surf much. Guess it's the body (do you even lift?).

23 years old and I already have a job as an electrical engineer, my own house, a wife, and all that good ol' responsible adult shebang. Also, writing pony fanfiction in my off time. Perfectly good waste of my life. Final words are that Spongebob is best pony.

Chaotic Evil. Will kill Santa Claus and kick a puppy and/or orphan for free food.

My Theme Song

Hey, Look, Stories! Come One, Come All!

Dec
30th
2015

Yo · 7:34pm Dec 30th, 2015

Oh man I've been buuuuuuuuuuuusy. Like, so much so. Just moved town and had to get everything situated in a new house. Plus, I've finally adopted a kiddo, so I got that going for me, which is great. More difficult than I ever thought it would, but the wife and I managed to get everything down pat (for now at least).

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Let's just hope he pulls a Tidal and comes back in 2020. And let's also hope FIMFiction is still a thing by then.

>offline last seen Apr 2nd, 2016

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COME BACK TO ME BOBBY, YOU HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!? IL-ILL EVEN DONATE TO YOUR PATREON IF YOU COME BACK!?

Please come back or at least tell us what happened.

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