Dec
30th
2015

Yo · 7:34pm Dec 30th, 2015

Oh man I've been buuuuuuuuuuuusy. Like, so much so. Just moved town and had to get everything situated in a new house. Plus, I've finally adopted a kiddo, so I got that going for me, which is great. More difficult than I ever thought it would, but the wife and I managed to get everything down pat (for now at least).

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Nov
3rd
2015

Update And Junk · 9:56pm Nov 3rd, 2015

Hey, it's that time of year again. With the colder weather and changing leaves. Or more along the lines of Florida terms, absolutely no difference whatsoever! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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Uh, anyway, hey guuuuuuys. It's that Bob dude y'all were wondering about. I'm doing good, thanks for asking. Got my shit together, work is going smoothly, still sober, all that jazz. Overall pretty goodly good goodun in my neck of the woods.

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Sep
28th
2015

I Believe A Proper Explanation Is In Order · 7:12am Sep 28th, 2015

Uggggggggh.

Oh yeah, right. My bad.

Well, uh, people... yeah, it's been rough. On me at least. You guys on the other hand could still be having a rad time. Or something. I'm not trying to put you down here. Just trying to be... real? I guess.

See, one of the main reasons I didn't come onto the site for over a month now was because of my job. But some other things got into the mix as well. Messy, messy things.

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Sep
22nd
2015

Dear God · 5:35pm Sep 22nd, 2015

I forgot to mention it was my birthday like two days ago. Damn, I've been busier than I thought.

Oh, also, writing a novel. Because I'm a neeeeeeerd.

Aug
21st
2015

Whelp I Guess I Should Mention My Vacation Thingy · 12:11am Aug 21st, 2015

Lemme tells ya, trying to find a decent internet reception in Miami sucks balls. But on the bright side they have incredibly fruity drinks over here, which is rad.

Also holy fuck so much shit in my feed message. Haven't checked Skype in a long time. So many things. So little time.

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Eh. So how are you guys doing?

Aug
11th
2015

What The Sponge Has Been Up To · 6:13pm Aug 11th, 2015

Heya folks. First and foremost, I recently got a raise and promotion at my job (after getting passed by FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW FUCK YOUR MOTHER JERRY), so along with more monies I have even less free time. Like, almost nothing. I'm only typing this because I'm waiting for an oil change on my car. Ugggggggggh adulthood suuuuuuuucks.

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Aug
2nd
2015

AMA Answers (Oh God So Many) · 1:45am Aug 2nd, 2015

Whelp might as well as get this out of the way before I get sober.

How are you so spongy?

Dr. Clean mostly, with a touch of Pinesol.

What's your favorite band and type of music?

Uhhhhh.... Does D12 count as a band? Eh, they have a song called that, it should be good enough. As for favorite type of music, it'll be split between hardcore rap, 1950's jazz/blues, and of course, deathcore.

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Aug
1st
2015

I Think I'm Horny Enough For This · 1:21am Aug 1st, 2015

AMA time, baby. Hit me up with the questions. I have five hours to burn. Mostly because there's nothing good on tv and it's another good excuse not to write anything once again.

Uh, you didn't hear that last part. Or read it. Unless you speak out loud when you read. Then just, um, do whatever I guess.

Jul
28th
2015

Proof That My Name Is The Best One Ever · 1:27am Jul 28th, 2015


Finally justification that my OTP is the best. Not that lame ApplexDerpy shit. RainbowxBob all the way!

Jul
24th
2015

New Contemplative Piece Out! · 4:00am Jul 24th, 2015

This was actually based off of Hemingway's "A Clean, Well-Lighted Place," although more of an inspirational piece than anything else. Kinda on the purple prosy side, which is definitely taking away from its Hemingway roots (forgive me, oh great bearded one). Overall it was a good opportunity to try out some personification and metaphors, so heyooooooo, give it a looksy. Feedback is greatly appreciated!

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