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Jul
28th
2015

Proof That My Name Is The Best One Ever · 1:27am Jul 28th, 2015


Finally justification that my OTP is the best. Not that lame ApplexDerpy shit. RainbowxBob all the way!

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#RainbowBob is a freak in the bed

:rainbowlaugh:

My new OTP now. :rainbowkiss:

inally justification that my OTP is the best. Not that lame ApplexDerpy shit. RainbowxBob all the way!

i.imgur.com/qDwsTWR.png

I never thought it would really happen but here we are. I've finally seen it all. That's all, folks.

Add this to the lore.

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Rainbow Dash stared in disbelief as she watched the pony she least expected to take her beloved. She couldn't bare to keep her eyes on the wedding pedestal and buried her face into her yellowy spongefriend's side. "I can't believe she chose Derpy over me."

Rainbowbob patted her colorful mane and then began to stroke it. "Don't worry, milady. You deserve far better."

She looked up to his eyes with tearful ones. "You really understand me, Rainbowbob, the best shitposting author in all of Fimficaria."

"I know, babe."

Suddenly the connection between felt like it was steeled. A red thread was woven around them, tightening their bond. Rainbow brought her lips closer to Rainbowbob, slightly puckering. The sponge met halfway, and soon the flameless fireworks flew high into th-

*Ponysona crashes into Chaotic's closet and beats the shit out of his creator*

No. No. This is the first and last time I'm ever appearing in a comment to stop you from shitposting. You get me?

*Chaotic coughs up blood*

Ok. I 'll stop. You fucking punched me in the bloody throat.

And it's a bloody miracle you survived this fake encounter. I don't want to see this shit again. Peace.

*And off the Ponysona goes through the hole, back into the fictional dimension where he came from*

Damn, I've decided to give up writing Fluttercord and just write RainbowxBob from now one.

I have seen the OTP light. *angelic choir*

Arright, no more FlutterDash, Dashie Pie, or any other Dash ships. I have found Dash's true lover.

But if you steal Fluttershy from me, I will friggin' cut you, Bob. She's my waifu!

3276585 I thought she was in love with a kitchen sink :derpytongue2:

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That was just an odd phase in Dash's life, when she was experimenting with her sexuality.

Turns out "sinkosexual" is not actually a thing, nor is it really a good idea.

You disgust me

You were on Imgur today. Someone put your post into a Cringe Complitation.

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Oh? Then was THIS also part of that phase? I'm quite curious...

- AIPĀ§ :rainbowdetermined2:

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It was a dark time in Rainbow's life. She doesn't really like to talk about it, other than to brush it off as "just a phase".

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