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  • 265 weeks
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Aug
11th
2015

What The Sponge Has Been Up To · 6:13pm Aug 11th, 2015

Heya folks. First and foremost, I recently got a raise and promotion at my job (after getting passed by FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW FUCK YOUR MOTHER JERRY), so along with more monies I have even less free time. Like, almost nothing. I'm only typing this because I'm waiting for an oil change on my car. Ugggggggggh adulthood suuuuuuuucks.

Anyway, I heard that this con thing happened. It was probably lame because I wasn't there. Totally lame. You can't have a con without the sponge man. Heh... heh... Oh god I'm so pathetic!

Now that I have a little bit of time, let's see what's on fimfic. Let's see... over 200 feed messages. Should I read each and every one of them? I think we all know the answer to that.


And I never will.

Well I guess the best thing to do is sum it all up for me. As for writing... Pfffffft. I'll try to find time. Hopefully.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

Oh god someone help me please.

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Comments ( 29 )

May god have mercy on your soul

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There is no God. Only Job.
...
HOLY CRAP IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Yer a butt

Dear Rainsquare Pantsbob Spongebow,
You should write horsewords about best pony, Derpy.
Bam.
Helped you.
Thank me later.
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~TOOWC

Congratulations on the promotion! :yay:

Yay promotions! :scootangel:

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And thus you suffer because of a bet between cosmic entities. It all comes together.

Seriously, best of luck at work.

Bronycon was better than sex. With you there, things would've quickly turned NSFW.

I miss that episode of Spongebob. Anyone remember when SB was good?

I'll sum up a majority of the blog posts in your feed:

● Woooooooooo, Bronycon!!!
● :DDDDDDDD pics with friends
● DDDDD: it's over
● patreon
● stories.jpg

Congratulations on the promotion, and also on getting into EQD. :0

3312163 Steve Job died for your sins.

Congrats on the promotion, at least!

*hugs a Bob* ^_^

Congrats on the promotion, Bob! :twilightsmile: Although, it does suck that less sponge words about pastel-colored horses will be made. :raritycry:

Rush and Pony on!
T4E

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Obviously, you should go back and read all of my contributions to your feed, because they are the importantest ones. :V

What industry is you new job position?

Well, at least you have a decent reason for lack of updates.

*Is resisting the urge to tear his own brain into shreds* :fluttershyouch:

3312220 Yes I do that because that was my childhood when Squidwood was likable and Pizza Delivery , Chocolate and Nuts, and Band Geeks where the talk of the town . After the movie in went down the drain but Nick got 60% of its money form it and thats why its still airing.


This is a very bias comment .

I didn't have a single post in my feed mentioning any Bronycons or some other bullshit :I

Thank you amazing people I follow

Yeah, responsibilities suuuuuuuuuck. I hope you figure out a way to manage your time for writing to your comfort-ability.

Be strong, Spongey-Baby!

Good luck.

You need to find a way to find more time when you're not at work. Me? I write when normal people would be otherwise sleeping.
How do I do it, you ask?
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more monies

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SALES FOR THE SALES GOD!$$$!!$$!!!$$$

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Huh? You were there? Dunno if I saw you.

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Hnoooooo hnnnnooooo... Money is the more importanterest.

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Stupid and sexy money man

3399780 I was in my human disguise so the feds couldn't find me and send me to the labs at Area 51 for dissection. :twilightoops:

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