What The Sponge Has Been Up To · 6:13pm Aug 11th, 2015
Heya folks. First and foremost, I recently got a raise and promotion at my job (after getting passed by FIVE FUCKING TIMES NOW FUCK YOUR MOTHER JERRY), so along with more monies I have even less free time. Like, almost nothing. I'm only typing this because I'm waiting for an oil change on my car. Ugggggggggh adulthood suuuuuuuucks.
Anyway, I heard that this con thing happened. It was probably lame because I wasn't there. Totally lame. You can't have a con without the sponge man. Heh... heh... Oh god I'm so pathetic!
Now that I have a little bit of time, let's see what's on fimfic. Let's see... over 200 feed messages. Should I read each and every one of them? I think we all know the answer to that.
And I never will.
Well I guess the best thing to do is sum it all up for me. As for writing... Pfffffft. I'll try to find time. Hopefully.
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
Oh god someone help me please.
May god have mercy on your soul
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There is no God. Only Job.
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HOLY CRAP IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Yer a butt
Dear Rainsquare Pantsbob Spongebow,
You should write horsewords about best pony, Derpy.
Bam.
Helped you.
Thank me later.
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~TOOWC
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Money is god
Congratulations on the promotion!
Yay promotions!
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And thus you suffer because of a bet between cosmic entities. It all comes together.
Seriously, best of luck at work.
Bronycon was better than sex. With you there, things would've quickly turned NSFW.
I miss that episode of Spongebob. Anyone remember when SB was good?
I'll sum up a majority of the blog posts in your feed:
● Woooooooooo, Bronycon!!!
● :DDDDDDDD pics with friends
● DDDDD: it's over
● patreon
● stories.jpg
Congratulations on the promotion, and also on getting into EQD. :0
3312163 Steve Job died for your sins.
Congrats on the promotion, at least!
*hugs a Bob* ^_^
Congrats on the promotion, Bob!
Although, it does suck that less sponge words about pastel-colored horses will be made. 
Rush and Pony on!
T4E
Obviously, you should go back and read all of my contributions to your feed, because they are the importantest ones. :V
What industry is you new job position?
Well, at least you have a decent reason for lack of updates.
*Is resisting the urge to tear his own brain into shreds*
3312220 Yes I do that because that was my childhood when Squidwood was likable and Pizza Delivery , Chocolate and Nuts, and Band Geeks where the talk of the town . After the movie in went down the drain but Nick got 60% of its money form it and thats why its still airing.
This is a very bias comment .
I didn't have a single post in my feed mentioning any Bronycons or some other bullshit :I
Thank you amazing people I follow
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Yeah, responsibilities suuuuuuuuuck. I hope you figure out a way to manage your time for writing to your comfort-ability.
Be strong, Spongey-Baby!
Good luck.
You need to find a way to find more time when you're not at work. Me? I write when normal people would be otherwise sleeping.
How do I do it, you ask?
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SALES FOR THE SALES GOD!$$$!!$$!!!$$$
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Huh? You were there? Dunno if I saw you.
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Hnoooooo hnnnnooooo... Money is the more importanterest.
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Stupid and sexy money man
3399780 I was in my human disguise so the feds couldn't find me and send me to the labs at Area 51 for dissection.