Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
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The time for reckoning has come. After nearly a thousand years of avoidance and dread, Discord's fate is sealed in what is surely his end. Can the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony possibly survive what is most likely his certain doom? Or will the perils be too great for him to manage?
All he knows is that minty fresh breath will be the least of his worries.
Thanks to my editor Daemon McRae and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!
Dramatic reading you can find here.
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Hehe...
The thing that makes him scared...
Love it!
~Skeeter The Lurker
This was... fun... to edit, but more fun to read. Good work.
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Screw the elements. Just take Discord to the dentist.
Should be 'he'.
Reasonably certain you want 'lay' or 'laid' there. (Stupid irregular verbs)
That aside, I like it:)
You have summed up my thoughts on children with three sentences from my favorite villain. Automatic thumbs-up for that.
Discord should have used my teeth. While I don't have an awesome single fang, my teeth are remarkably durable, having had no cavities with bi-monthly brushing and no floss. And my gums are no slouch either, considering my single week wisdom tooth removal recovery.
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Poor baby, I know how you feel.
Least you didn't get braces.
Author I swear to God if you take this to heart for a chapter.Hilarious to good
Ill give it 10/10
Plaque. Not plague.
Other than that, great story.
Poor Discord. Hug.
I feel ya, Discord. I feel ya...
First we have Twilight and Discord in a classroom, then we have them at the dentist, and I'm gonna guess next up is them going grocery shopping.
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It could've been a plague of plaque.
In any case, a most amusing little one-shot. Thank you for it, Bob.
3411137 I'm leaning more towards going to a McDonalds and arguing between getting a Big Mac (not
) or salad.
I know this feel big time. Despise the dentist. And in return, they showed their hate back by making me wear braces for five years. Never again...
I can't imagine Discord with braces. His lisp would be hilarious.
Not bad, but I'm not sure if even the ERS can squeeze anything out of him. He hasn't exactly had an income for the past thousand years. Although threatening to read tax laws to Discord just might coerce him into giving you anything you want. Who knows?
Oh Discord. Next, I wanna see Twilight and Discord play tennis.
That was very good;
however I still want to read #3 now.
~Leonzilla
The Horror Part 2, the Orthodontist
Instant Fav Rainbow, as is per-usual.
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Orthodontist!? NOOOO!!!!!
(no srsly, I am scared of the orthodontist irl)
This is too perfect. Favorited without hesitation. Would it be cool if I made a comic of this story? I could see it happening.
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Be my guest bro!
Equestrian Revenue Service?? I don't get it
Can someone explain to me what it is and why is it suppose to be something that concern discord ? 
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I am left to wonder, did people down vote this comment because this person agreed with Discord that children are freaky little psychopaths?
Or because they didn't like teeth? Specifically, this fellow talking about his teeth.
Anyway, you've written well once again, Bob. Sorry it took me a while to get off my duff and check it out.
This line had me thinking that maybe Discord and I have more in common than I had first thought?
Small error, also, *my* should be *me*
^^ Cheerio, Bob.
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ERS represents the IRS. Otherwise known as those assholes who you fie your taxes to.
3418435 I'll post it to DeviantArt with a link when it's done!
3421157 You better live up to your word.
actually THAT is where we get RN's
or they get thrown out or just flunk
Now THAT was a fun Discord story! I almost didn't find it, but boy am I glad I dicided to skim Mr101's fav list.
3414760 No seriously, I double dog DARE you to do it!
I like this line.
And so the Rainbow Factory was born... Alternatively, "and so the Pied Piper was refused payment."
the >
sheand
andAnd hilarious. I also liked Discord and Twilight's parent>child dialogue.
This is pretty much how I feel about dentists, except a lot less evil.
The worst crime they commit is trying to talk to you while they expect you to keep your mouth open. Ok, do you wanna talk, or do you wanna clean my teeth. Your choice.
Ok, enough ranting about dentist. This is awesome. 
I aplaude you!
I sort of understand what you mean by the whole Discord hasn't even gone through puberty yet him being immortal and all since puberty is a sign of growing up a sign of aging in which Discord will never age as well as Celestia and Luna since they are immortal and will never age or at least have stopped aging there's no telling. Unless they will die they just age very slowly which is possible or simply Discords 'race?' or 'species?' does not hit puberty as early.......Gah my brain hurts now.
I thot he was getting a vaksination
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3667286 you are the scum of the internet
3751488 Danke!
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I haven't been to the dentist in five years....now I have cavities.
How'd she do that? The brow in on the front of the head.
Funnily enough, I love going to the Dentist. It's pampering for your teeth.
Ah, poor Discord. For once I can relate - the dentist is a unique form of torture indeed.
Ah, now I want a sequel.
I don't mind the dentist.
It's when you get the power-chain on your braces tightened, that's the true torture.
Neat little story. Simple, short, and funny. I sort've wondered why Discord couldn't just magic his teeth perfect, but he's Discord, and that would be too easy and predictable, I suppose. Also wouldn't allow for this gem of a story.
Typos:
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I don't get it.
3414760 This must be written.