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There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.


Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.

Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

Chapters (53)
Comments ( 1999 )

Came for the name...
AND STAYED :flutterrage:

funny stuff man :rainbowlaugh:

Scootaloo pretended not to hear that and instead decided to lament long-dead parents


Luna turned her head and looked over the back of the seat. "Looks like we hit a puppy or something."

"Ah, that would explain it." Celestia then went back to smiling and waving. "I love parades," she whispered to herself.

I fucking love you right now:twilightangry2::heart:

Oh god...

These are going to be amusing...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Nothing short of beautiful. 11/10 3tragic5me

"I thought you died?"
"Yeah, that sounds like me.”



That's gonna hurt in the morning.

~Skeeter The Lurker


Nice switch at the end!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Mother of God. This is hysterical.

“Heart… attack,”



My head hurts just from thinking about that...

~Skeeter The Lurker

I wonder when the point will come that avoiding the obvious, cliché death enough times will itself become too cliché.

“Oh please, what’s the worst that could happen?”

Famous last words.

~Skeeter The Lurker

turned it into unrecognizable mush

You mean applesauce, right? :trollestia:

She thought she was safe for a moment


You are one marvelous bastard.

Comment posted by RBronyReader446 deleted Feb 21st, 2014

"oh my god, they killed Scootaloo!"
"you basterds!"

I have a feeling that this is gonna be..... AWSOME! :scootangel::scootangel::scootangel::scootangel: :rainbowdetermined2::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::applecry::unsuresweetie::twistnerd:

Oh sweet Celsetia! I can't get enough of this!:trollestia::scootangel:

So shes basically Kenny?

Holy shit
Lemme just email this to everyone I know...

Scootaloo is orange.
Kenny is orange.
Therefore, Scootaloo is Kenny. THIS IS HOW LOGIC WORKS. :pinkiecrazy:

In any case, you've hit just the right balance of gruesome and gallows humor, and I find myself looking forward to more in spite of myself. Well done! :scootangel:

Somehow, this is vaguely reminiscent of Groundhog Day. And Captain Jack Harkness, from Doctor Who.
I really like it.

"Oh my Celestia! They killed Scootaloo!"

"You bastards!"

like ground hog day, but with scootaloo.

chicken day?

So what Scootaloo is Kenny reincarnated or something... :rainbowhuh: :pinkiegasp: :flutterrage: OH MY FAUST SHE KILLED SCOOTALOO!!!!!

:twilightangry2: YOU BASTARDS!!!

ScootaKenny McCormick

Captain Scootaloo Harkness

ScootaRory Williams


Scootaloo Oswin Oswald

The Guypony in Groundhog Day

Mr. ScootaBoddy

Harry Potter's Defense against the Dark Arts teacher


ScootaRed Shirt

Daniel ScootaJackson

The guys from Supernatural

Villainous characters in Looney Tunes-aloo

...That's all I got.

Not sure if Scootabuse want... I'm still going to read it though.:applejackunsure:

3978610 That. That makes me want to read this story. :rainbowderp:
...Does this make me a bad person? Hmm... Oh well. Scootarape! I mean... buse. Scootabuse. :scootangel:

I'm sure she'll have the chance to say them again. And again...and again.

>Captain Scootaloo Harkness
>ScootaRed Shirt


Also, Scenny (Scootaloo and Kenny from South Park)

3978244 You know what else is orange? An orange. And when used right, oranges can be lethal. Here is one such user of lethal orange powers.

Scootaloo keeps dying *gasp* :rainbowderp: How Exactly is she continually reviving?
By the by, good goin'. :twilightblush:

It's Friday on the East Coast, so fuck it... good enough for me.

I find myself hating you and loving you for the very same reasons.

Damn you must hate Scootaloo with a passion, but I find myself wanting more!:rainbowderp:

Oh, my God, you killed Scootaloo! You bastard! :scootangel:

3978824 We're all awake to read it, so nobody is judging you. Who the hell cares if it's practically 1 AM where I live?! I have ponies to read about!

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