Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.
Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.
It begins
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YOU DID IT!
Came for the name...
AND STAYED
funny stuff man
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I fucking love you right now

Oh Alexbutt~
You always entertain.
Oh god...
These are going to be amusing...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Nothing short of beautiful. 11/10 3tragic5me
IF ONLY SHE KNEW
Oooo...
That's gonna hurt in the morning.
~Skeeter The Lurker
HAH!
Nice switch at the end!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Mother of God. This is hysterical.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
0/10
WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
My head hurts just from thinking about that...
~Skeeter The Lurker
I wonder when the point will come that avoiding the obvious, cliché death enough times will itself become too cliché.
Famous last words.
~Skeeter The Lurker
You mean applesauce, right?
WHAT A STUPID THING TO THINK
You are one marvelous bastard.
"oh my god, they killed Scootaloo!"
"you basterds!"
This is hysterical! :3
I have a feeling that this is gonna be..... AWSOME!
















WAIT! SCOOTALOO IS IMMORTAL! AWESOME!








Oh sweet Celsetia! I can't get enough of this!

So shes basically Kenny?
Holy shit
Lemme just email this to everyone I know...
Scootaloo is orange.
Kenny is orange.
Therefore, Scootaloo is Kenny. THIS IS HOW LOGIC WORKS.
In any case, you've hit just the right balance of gruesome and gallows humor, and I find myself looking forward to more in spite of myself. Well done!
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Boom, headshot.
Somehow, this is vaguely reminiscent of Groundhog Day. And Captain Jack Harkness, from Doctor Who.
I really like it.
includes continuity, YES!
"Oh my Celestia! They killed Scootaloo!"
"You bastards!"
like ground hog day, but with scootaloo.
chicken day?
So what Scootaloo is Kenny reincarnated or something...
OH MY FAUST SHE KILLED SCOOTALOO!!!!!
ScootaKenny McCormick
Captain Scootaloo Harkness
ScootaRory Williams
ScootaLeomon
Scootaloo Oswin Oswald
The
Guypony in Groundhog DayMr. ScootaBoddy
Harry Potter's Defense against the Dark Arts teacher
ScootaAgrajag
ScootaRed Shirt
Daniel ScootaJackson
The guys from Supernatural
Villainous characters in Looney Tunes-aloo
...That's all I got.
Oh my god, this is amazing.
Not sure if Scootabuse want... I'm still going to read it though.
3978610 That. That makes me want to read this story.

...Does this make me a bad person? Hmm... Oh well. Scootarape! I mean... buse. Scootabuse.
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I'm sure she'll have the chance to say them again. And again...and again.
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>Captain Scootaloo Harkness
>ScootaRed Shirt
Nice.
Also, Scenny (Scootaloo and Kenny from South Park)
3978244 You know what else is orange? An orange. And when used right, oranges can be lethal. Here is one such user of lethal orange powers.
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Scootaloo keeps dying *gasp*
How Exactly is she continually reviving?
By the by, good goin'.
It's Friday on the East Coast, so fuck it... good enough for me.
HUE
I find myself hating you and loving you for the very same reasons.
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Damn you must hate Scootaloo with a passion, but I find myself wanting more!
Oh, my God, you killed Scootaloo! You bastard!
3978824 We're all awake to read it, so nobody is judging you. Who the hell cares if it's practically 1 AM where I live?! I have ponies to read about!