This space for rent.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

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A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Yes, always.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

I'm also known as "Huh?" over on fimchan. Also, I'm nitpicky (part of the reason for my username). On an unrelated note, "buck" is a terrible stand-in for "fuck."

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

How does it feel to reach the line that no one ever got to cross? Does it make you a god now? | Soon™

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

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I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!