I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

A web developer whose writing process occasionally looks like Pinkie's infamous Party Of One thanks to characters deciding to derail his fics when they feel they make more sense that way.

Engineer, Brony, Author. Not necessarily in that order.

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

I latch onto any media with good story and characters like a leech, spewing out stories when the flame of... Yeah, I write MLP stories, don't judge me.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Writer, reader.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Searching for life forms, those little life forms. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

I like reading. I also like reading about ponies.

time is a crime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

Only mostly dead.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

I'm many former things.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Regrettably, Last Minute does still seem to be Best Minute

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

Story lover, enthusiastic nerd, hopeful romantic. Here to hone my craft and, hopefully, make you smile. For my non-pony writing, check out my Tumblr. If you'd like to chat, Twitter's my jam.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

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Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

How does it feel to reach the line that no one ever got to cross? Does it make you a god now? | Soon™