Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

Just a lesbian with a laptop.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm just a guy who enjoys writing stories and making art, please enjoy my work.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I like drawing colored horses

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

space is a waste

Being a Wolf Psychologist surrounded by Pony kind can be quite the learning experience...

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

More of a reviewer than a writer...

Account Retired

[Insert wise and profound philosophy]

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Waste of space.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I'm a realist, and reality is pessimistic Shy and easily embarrassed >/// < Feeling depressed? sad? suicidal?/Like talking to somepony?/Need any help? an art? - Lime's your pon! :3*

New Lunar Republican stuck in the heart of the Solar Empire.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

I'm many former things.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

No longer posting. May be lurking.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Military, musician, writer, and editor. Not terribly active anymore here though.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

Official Account for Running the OC Slamjam!

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

I mostly do fan art but write every once in awhile, though mainly not mlp...

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I'm Him. I been Him. I will continue to be Him.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

My favourite is Applebloom! Spikebloom is my OTP!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.