Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I'm many former things.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I write romance. Sometimes it's bearable!

I was a scrub at being a homeless jew and now I'm reinventing myself. No longer am I NTSTS the shitty mod, or (((darf))) the greedy plagiarist, for I am DarfsydePhil, here to save your souls.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Moved on.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

This is an account of sorts. I write horrible things inspired by someone called ______ that start from MLPchan and make it here. Yes I am that kind of person.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

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Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

space is a waste

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here