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shortskirtsandexplosions


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Sep
16th
2018

s̴̥lǫ̬̖͔̝̣wl̗̟̙͕͈̟͍y̫̥̟̳̹̳ ͓̝̣̺̲̬ͅa͙nd̤͇̯͚̖͚̹ ̩̞ͅs̟͈̱̰l̷̫͉͕̤̲ow̲̮͍l̪͢y̤͎̱̬͈ ͎͈̮̗̮̳̱͞b͏e̶̠̰͙c̙͖̲̦o̠̮͖̫m̞̫͍͙͈i̻͇̭̻̺̳͖͢ņg͉̥̭̩̻̥ t̶͕͚̩͇͍̫h̺͇̀e͖͔͈͙̦̝̞ ͇̹͙̼͖r̝͕̯͚͇̀ͅ-̟̹̠͍̪͙e̯͖̪̙̦͘ͅ-v̳͍̮͍-͚͚̭͎͈e̤̰̫͠-̟͚̫r̲̪̮̩-̺̝̕s̰͟-̭e̱ ̮̩̗͉̜D̳̕i̛̯̭̬̦̠̭ͅs̷̳̱̺̘͎c̦̯͕̻͠o͇r͕̞d̟͠a͙̥ · 4:13am September 16th

Sep
10th
2018

An Intricately Pink Story Prompt · 1:17am September 10th

Hello, 2018 marsupials.

You may notice I'm tagging a Rated M fic (that nobody read) of mine released at the tail-end of last year, and yet the story hasn't been updated. Why? Isn't that kind of jerkly for a lemur to do?

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Jul
22nd
2018

() · 1:31am July 22nd

Jul
7th
2018

Good Stuff. · 3:39am July 7th

Well, that was fuggin sweet.

I'm not even mad about the totally canon Rarijack. Equestria Girls makes me happy... which is among a small list of things, so...

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Jun
27th
2018

The End of Ponies - Spoilers, Story Reveal, and AMA · 12:40pm June 27th

Courtesy of Prismic

Hey, y'all.

We had a fucking Podcast:

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Jun
25th
2018

End of Ponies Spoiler-Cast - Broadcast Link - Live at 9pm EST · 12:14am June 25th

Thanks again to Propmaster for hosting

A future blargh will link the archived vidya and be accompanied with the text-based spoilage

Expect an AMA when that next blargh goes up

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Jun
23rd
2018

End of Ponies Spoiler-Cast - Sunday June 24th 2018 at 9pm EST · 2:22am June 23rd

Jun
19th
2018

EoP-Spoiler-Cast on Sunday June 24th 2018 at 9pm EST - Come Learn the END of the End of Ponies · 5:55am June 19th

May
25th
2018

Going, Going, Gone · 8:47pm May 25th

May
10th
2018

Let's Go, Intricate · 4:40am May 10th

Flash Sentry approached the grand midnight blue painted doors at the end of the majestic hallway. He straightened his helmet and peered up at the oakwood panels, emblazoned with pale crescent moons. The doors shook and rattled on their foundations... as did every other structure within the palace—from the polished marble tables to the rattling suits of armor to the flustered servants doing their damnedest to stay straight and balanced in their trot amidst the constant, thunderous bedlam.

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