The secret vaults of a certain author of quindecium depth

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I just want the world to be happy.

Pithy Statement

Heh heh, Roseluck

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

"I wrote a poem," he threatened.

I remember when I was here

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

It's a non-stop disco.

Genderfluid/Female. Dresses are for everyone! Moderator at Derpibooru. Owner of that orange dress-loving weather stallion.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Computational linguistics and ponies are a bad combination

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Tell me, what do you live for? Is it for work? For study? Or is it for the important things? Pleasure, art, friends, family, love? Do you live to work? Or do you work to live?

Death of conversation

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

[center]Bye guys[/center]

mwap

I am not nearly active enough on this site to have a bio.

I AM SEÑOR BISH-BISH!!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Turning "The End of Ponies" into an audiobook since 2013.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

irresistible

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.