Avid writer, watcher of anime, player of games, and chef in my spare time.

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!|Twitter!|

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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A real lady killer.

evil again

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I used to be relevant!

This is fiction. But it is based...

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

I'm still alive, probably.

beak enthusiast

"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it."

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Dreams are where limits die.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"You make me feel like I have my life at least a little bit together, and I appreciate that."- CPL

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I'd like to build a world around words...

Freelance editor. If you have a story that needs editing, shoot me a message, and we'll work something out.

space is a waste