Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Coming to you live from the frozen wastelands of Stalliongrad.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.

Licensed Real Estate Agent & Notary Public. I also really love magical girls.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm a comic artist and illustrator. And my fav MLP is Rarity, also love Sparity. my dA http://pia-sama.deviantart.com

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Welcome back to the cum zone

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

One man. Some stupidly brilliant ideas. Lots of ponies. Let's do this.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

What a beautiful Sunset.

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Caw caw?

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

We're all MAD here. (Clop account of ROBCakeran53)

No one's ever really gone.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

All these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

I also draw pretty pictures :3

I'm just here for the Dazzlings, to be quite honest. Bow to the queens.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

loves tiaras.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

The one German who is lazy for real.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.