• Member Since 17th Sep, 2013
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Captain Unstoppable

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Who is this Horrible Person?

(All stolen from the wonderful Bad_Seed_72. Love you!)

Name: Captain Unstoppable, Cap, Capt. U, Graham, Crazy MacDash dude, Bastard, Asshole, Idiot, Jack-Ass, Egotistical Bastard, that one guy.

Sex: Yes Please! Oh... wait... I'm a dude

Age: 22

Birthday: Nov. 3 (Election day sometimes! w00t!)

Location: United States of America

Heritage: Irish, German, and Russian. 1/3 of my blood is alcohol but I am all American!

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Relationship Status: I always got my frat brothers! Other than that... always alone...

Music: Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Metal, Alternative, Metal, Metal, Country, Metal, a'cappela, Metal, show tunes, Metal, and Disney... did I mention metal?

Drink of Choice: Coke Vanilla and Vodka

Fraternity: Pi Kappa Phi

Future Goals: Become a Cop


Fuel for the Hate

Political: Independent.

Religion: Agnostic/Jew//Buddhist Norse, I believe in a higher power I am just not confident to say what that power is. I believe that we can get closer to that higher power through meditation, forgiveness, and peace. Though when I die I want to go to Valhalla. Eat, Battle, Drink, and have sex everyday? Hell ya!

Best Stallion: Big Mac

Best Mare: Applejack

Best Colt: Rumble

Best Filly: Apple Bloom

Best Demonic Pony: Ghost Pony Rider

Best Super Hero: Captain America

OTP: MacDash, SoarinJack, FlutterBurn, FlutterBulk, RarityLane

The People Responsible for making me Not Suck!

You like dogs? I love dogs! Now take these dog pictures!!!!


I'm Not Dead Yet · 7:28pm Aug 22nd, 2018

If I'm doing a blog post, you know there is gong to be shipping!

Greetings everyone!

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Well congratulations. :pinkiehappy: I didn't care for it, but it's nice that it's appreciated somewhere and it's no small feat to make it to EQD. :raritywink:

I'm still laughing about it. Anytime I am proven right on something just makes me laugh.

Rofl. I was 100% expecting this with how much you wanted to review this.

Now now, I'm not that much of dreamsmasher. That's Okemos's job.

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