Everyone's feeling sorry for Scootaloo because she has no parents, lives in a cardboard box, and eats gruel all day. Well, they're stupid. And also dumb.
After taking her first bath in a thousand years, Luna discovers that her cutie mark has been a horrible lie. It turns out she isn't Princess of the Moon after all. In fact, she's actually Princess of Uranus. But is Uranus ready for this?
Chrysalis has never before heard of this "Hearth's Warming Eve" holiday, but when she finally does learn of it, she realizes what she must do: steal it. Steal it all.
Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!
The short tale of how I was trapped in a diabolical plot by a certain purple pony, and conclusive evidence that Twilight Sparkle may in fact be deranged.
"Dear Princess Celestia, as your (former) most faithful student, I feel I have to warn you that this is probably a trap. Chrysalis cannot possibly be serious about this. Why would anyone, much less her, want to shoot a documentary on us?"
In Memory OfDear Princess Celestia, I'm sorry I haven't written in a while. Things seem to be falling through the cracks lately. Spike thinks I should go see the doctor, but...by Obselescence
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Promised LandTwilight Sparkle has walked the wastelands for a very long time, but now, at last, he has reached the end of his journey. He only hopes now that the gods will listen to his prayers, and finally allow him a good place to die.by Obselescence
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A Breakfast of Time LoopsPrincess Celestia, in her infinite wisdom, comes to the conclusion that she doesn't have nearly enough time to do everything on her busy schedule. Not a problem for her, though. The solution to having no time is obvious: just make some more.by Obselescence
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Also My Stuff
Dear PrincessA young filly writes to the newly-crowned Princess Twilight, asking for advice. She's made one small mistake, though, in assuming Twilight feels qualified to give it...by Obselescence
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A Blessing in DisguiseHello, friends, I am Lemony Cutewhistle, and I am probably a normal pony! by Obselescence
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The Never-Was and Wouldn't-BeOn the final day before Twilight becomes part of Harmony, Discord arrives to offer her a deal. by Obselescence
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More Than You KnowPrincess Celestia has been keeping a dark secret from her subjects for a very long time. It's not an easy truth to tell, but if anyone can accept her after learning it, it will surely be her most faithful student. by Obselescence
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Best Friends ForeverCelestia pays Twilight and her friends a visit. It has been a very long time since she saw them last.by Obselescence
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And One More for Good Measure
FigmentsFluttershy and Discord have become very good friends lately. Now if only she could convince him that she's not in his imagination...by Obselescence
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The Morning WarRaising the sun isn't an easy job. Celestia knows that better than anypony. It requires vision and creativity, and she can only do her best work when the inspiration strikes her. But, as is true with all good art, nobody else cares about that.by Obselescence
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AbracadaverCompleting Starswirl the Bearded's final spell may have had some unindeaded—er, UNINTENDED consequences.by Obselescence
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Changeling: The Movie"Dear Princess Celestia, as your (former) most faithful student, I feel I have to warn you that this is probably a trap. Chrysalis cannot possibly be serious about this. Why would anyone, much less her, want to shoot a documentary on us?"by Obselescence
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Let Sleeping Gods LieHer Royal Highness, Princess Luna, is trying to catch up on lost sleep. If only Canterlot weren't under attack by the endless swarms of the Changeling army...by Obselescence
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One has to wonder where you are now, Obselescence. Left the fandom and never heard from again. Crazy to think he's been gone since 2017.
I miss you, buddy ~
Very late goodbye, Sweet Prince.
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Now that hurts.
Merr Crimbus and late goodbye