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You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. You are also playing a video game, because when are you not playing a video game? Hopefully you can make it downstairs. Breakfast is starting.
"I don't even play video games! I don't know what you want from me!"
- Princess Twilight Sparkle.
"Button, that's very nice, but I'm trying to balance on this ladder right now, and if you keep distracting me, I'm going to—"
- Mom.
"Is this fanfiction about yourself?"
- Sweetie Belle.
"This was the worst game I've ever played. It should be used as a weed-killer, because that way it would have a reason to exist. 9/10."
- Spike the Dragon
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Oh god. Oh god no.
It's begun and we can not stop it at all.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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This story mashed my buttons.
I'm okay with this.
It happened and we let it happen.
IT'S HAPPENING! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES AND PREPARE FOR THE DELUGE!
Oh god, it begins.
Also, what the hell? So many chapters to comment on, but they're all so short. Do you hate me or something? :(
Well, I'll take this as my cue to dive back into the bunker for a while...
~Blinkie
Oh god, what is this.
Obs, why.
Hot damn. Level 46 right at the start of the game? I call shenanigans.
>This game is stupid
...HA
BRILLIANT
YOU MADMAN
obs plz
Hacker account, look at the fancy letters!
(Not really)
>Cutscene
Obs, you jerk. I wanted to watch the cutscene.
That picture isn't working, was that intentional?
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404, reply not found.
Thank you for the information, Pot.
>xXBelleSweetieXx
...This is acceptable.
>Vide-O's
No. No. Stahp.
>Trapped in a Room
Are you trying to tell me something about my life choices?
Welp, I died doing what I loved - playing video games.
Also everything was on fire, which really added a touch of flair to the proceedings. And badassitude.
So if I keep playing video games, do I just infinite loop? That seems acceptable.
Oh, another infinite loop? Cool. Now I can alternate between playing video games and crying!
Is there an option to see Mom's final form? I hope there is.
Obs, don't let me down.
>This game is stupid
Obs, stop tempting me.
Needs more jpeg.
>No, this game isn't stupid.
Dagnabbit, Obs. Stop trying to convince me otherwise.
Infinite Loop 2: The Return of the Loop? No? Obs, you disappoint me.
Super Street... Cleaner?
>The Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny?
But there is no cow level, Obs...
>Play Video Games
The only answer.
Oh. Not an infinite loop. Darn.
Castlevania reference ftw
Mom is terrifying. Holy crap.
Time to meet Mom's final form, right? Right?
THERE WAS NO COW LEVEL!
>Not Mom's final form
Obs, why
>And Sweetie Belle doesn't even like your mustache
How rude
>Bad translations
Obs, you monster.
Oh god. Why would you make this entire thing one big loop? Why would you do this? Obs, why
Man, I came so close to reading this.
If only it featured Dante from the Devil May Cry series!
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It contains Buttante from the Mash May Cry series. That should hopefully be reason to read at least half, right? :(
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Nope!
Never liked that fool's mane!
This has to be the most brilliant and hilarious thing I've ever seen...
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Can I now play on Insane difficulty? I'll grind, I promise!
What have you done, Obs? What have you done?
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...Nothiiiing?
Huh. This was actually surprisingly fun.
Not much replay value, but I'll probably take this off the shelf again in a couple of years for an encore. Or the inevitable blog about how Button Mash fics were so much better years ago.
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I liked this.
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Thumbs up to my Homestucks, yo.