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Obselescence


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After taking her first bath in a thousand years, Luna discovers that her cutie mark has been a horrible lie. It turns out she isn't Princess of the Moon after all. In fact, she's actually Princess of Uranus.

Is Uranus ready for this?

Probably not.

Big ups to Masked Ferret for prereading.

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Now accepting applicants for writers who want to publish stories in the Uranusverse

okay wait that's a lie don't actually write anything in the Uranusverse

But enjoy reading this fic I guess??

Professor Plum
Story Approver

Goddamnit obs

Sans would approve

SILENCE, OBSELESCENCE!!! I SHALL WRITE ABOUT URANUS AS I PLEASE!!!
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...wait, what did I just...

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There's only going to be seven planets left when I'm done with Uranus.

6520510 Do you have any idea what you've just done?:facehoof:

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Now accepting applicants for writers who want to publish stories in the Uranusverse
okay wait that's a lie don't actually write anything in the Uranusverse

I'll be writing about it anyways.The moment I get out of my " writer's block", that is.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

Obs what r u doin

obs stahp

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Now accepting applicants for writers who want to publish stories in the Uranusverse

It's everything I ever wanted but if I don't want to write about Uranus can I write about my anus? I try to keep it clean for the younger readers.

I swore when I became a real man that I would not laugh at another uranus joke. It's immature! It's demeaning! It's...

sigh

Fine. :facehoof:

It has begun.

You have started this train.

And now, nothing can escape Uranus.

God...damnit, Obs...

Why, Obs? Why?

Picture source, please?

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It's in the image. Just mouse over it and you'll see the Source button at the bottom right.

Myanus was not prepared for this.

...yeah, we're Ganymede the Obs Story Fallout Shelter again.

OH MY GOD YOU DID THE THING

This is why I love you.

Obs what is this I don't even.

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IT'S TRUE!! BY OBS' PERFECTLY COIFFED AND MOST MANLY FACIAL HAIR, IT'S TRUE!!!

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOD

(JonTron quote)

This is going to be Peaches all over again, isn't it.

Not again...
We're still recovering from the peach thing...

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Jesus guys I specifically said don't write anything in the Uranusverse. If somebody puts a fic in Uranusverse it's going to be your own fault

6520770 But.. b-but... Blame Obs...
MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!

All hail George!
Wait...
Oh this was funny

Eh, the astronomer in me just couldn't enjoy this. The mispronunciation of Uranus has long been a pet peeve of mine, and when jokes like these are read with the correct pronunciation, the joke doesn't work.

This has been a message from Captain Buzzkill, from infinity and beyond.

Oh my lord, what am I looking at.

Whelp, that's it then. The apocalypse is officially upon us.

Maybe I laugh too easily.
And loudly.

O my god I LOVED IT! I hope to see this featured!

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Would it matter if Twilight Sparkle ate peaches on Uranus?

6520761 Would it Matter was getting stale, it is about time we got a new fad.

I for one embrace our new Uranus overlords.

Luna can now travel to Uranus to rid the small town of Urrectum of the Klingons.

I haven't even read this yet but just the description makes me want to rofl LOL!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I want to like this story, I really do, but it has 69 likes so far, and I can't ruin that for a story with so many innuendos.

I don't get the joke whats so funny about Yur-in-us?

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It sounds like "You're in us" which is a sexual innuendo

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Well, I suppose nothing's stopping me from liking now.

Obs, what are you doing? Obs, stop doing drugs, you are not in the bars, obs, stop it, it hurts.

6521341 now I get it

*clap* *clap* *clap* Oh look, my slow clap processor still works

-GLaDOS

Well Done, Obs Well Done....

Celestia cocked an eyebrow at that. "Okay, Luna, and if you don't take a bath in the next ten minutes, I, as Princess of the Sun, will erupt into a solar storm that scorches the earth upon which you stand. Equestria will become as a wasteland, inhospitable to all life, and we'll sit here for however many eons it takes for civilization to return and reinvent the bathtub." She leaned down and hissed in Luna's ear: "Do you want that to happen again?"

Wait,

This happened once...

And it also happened again.

Holy SHIT they are old.

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