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Due to a mix-up in the pantry, the jasmine tea that Princess Celestia orders for consumption with her breakfast turns out to be made out of coca leaf, instead.
A period of overwhelming bureaucratic efficiency, aggressive platonic affection, and mild insanity follows.
EDIT: Featured (briefly) 6/13/17! Thank you all!
EDIT: Featured at #1 6/14/17! WOW! Awesome, thank you all!
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I actually quite liked this
I'm so glad I made my Wut. Bookshelf...
Because we love you. And this was hilarious
lol she almost turned into Daybreaker!
Good thing that Luna knew what to do!
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<3
Coca leaf tea: The Breakfast Of Royalty !
This was awesome
I was kind of expecting some Archer references.
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I'm glad that both of you enjoyed!
More like why don't you write more of this???
The answer is always cast iron skillet
This reminds me of a joke that went around my school, when everyone in the dorm next door tried to impersonate this guy
https://m.Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
what the fuck just happened
And just for not saying Chamomile, you are one of the best authors on this entire site. I love you.
And with this, I check who the author is. Nice reference BTW. (I think at least)
Dude I love you, even before you chose to not use Chamomile.
This was great.
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Put this in quotes
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Her name is Princess Doctor Rockso, she does cocaine.
Missing quotes
better replace the stop with a comma
Celestia
Pretty good. Not much more to say about it, just a fun bit of lighthearted comedy
Lol that was awesome
Hah! I loved this
Any chance of a continuance? Maybe a small series of 'Celestia accidentally does...' featuring a number of drugs she accidentally does, from Ecstasy and Marijuana to Ketamine. Heh I'm reminded of some youtube vids of Peter on Ecstasy or Brian on Mushrooms.🤣
*sigh* I would complain that Twilight is acting as about as crazy as Celestia is in this story, but the show has already shown she'll get that way over things concerning her, so I really have no ground to.
Well... That was- That was a thing... Yeah.
Very funny.
Well that was certainly a crack fic.
Haven't read the story yet but it sounds... interesting. How do you accidentally do cocaine?
Go to church
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I do somewhat often but now I'm in a new apt without a car :(
Bet you didn't expect a serious reply, didya?
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Find a closer one, and get an Uber :P
I DO COCAAAAAIIINE
So the world can see shit like this...
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Bu bum bum chessh
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Twilight Accidentally Does a Shroom
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Luna Accidentally All the LSD (before going into dreams to help ponies)
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Cadance Accidentally Does An Ecstasy
(Get it? Princess of Love, Ecstasy...)
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Heh, I said that already. mushrooms=shrooms
Crack
Drugs are bad and do nothing but drive a wedge between a person and God. I, in good conscience, endorse a fic involving Celestia partaking in the... Devil's Sugar.
.....
Well this brought me outta my sad mood and into a humorous one
that amount of coca leaf tea would really only amount to a single line of cocaine; i guess then that Princess Celestia is a lightweight then
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A single, horse-sized line of cocaine, you mean.
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no, regular sized
I loved this a whole lot more than I should've.
It was absolutely hilarious.
You wrote Love-Your-Own-Luna too?
And so many other good-looking stories? I don't know why I wasn't following you before this.
I needed a fun story like this.
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Ah, but if the tea bags were horse-sized to begin with...
i.imgur.com/K0KPgis.jpg
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All I can say is THANK YOU for the watch and the compliment- keep an eye out for more coming soon (I'm most active during the summer, anyway!)
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🙄
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You get about a regular line, probably. A regular tea bag's worth of coca leaves has 1/6 to 1/4 the alkaloid content of a (regular) line of cocaine (5 mg vs 20-30 mg). That's with Soxhlet extraction, though. Just brewing the tea will only extract about 4 mg (1/8 to 1/5 a line).