Luna is giving a press conference to the ponies of Equestria after her return from the moon at the request of Celestia, when she hears two words that strike her soul with curiosity.
"Holy cow!"
Now determined to find out why cows are holy, she pursues her leads with advice from various ponies.
It definitely won't dissolve into insanity.
Written by iAmSiNnEr. Not to be taken seriously.
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beautiful story my amigo
Aaaah... perfection.
You can’t stop me.
I swear, some people think liking pineapple on pizza is like being an axe murderer.
oh god
If Celestia was correcting Luna, shouldn't Luna have mistaken Twilight's name?
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wait shit I made a bad edit there one second
Holy pony eating macaroni this was great
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I like pineapple (Hawaiian) pizza.
Hopefully no one utters 'holy s#!t' in front of Luna or shed be on the hunt for all religious officials
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sledge you know me by now
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>:)
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ikr??
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It's worse obviously.
Holy Vito Marzullo, Bat-Sven!
Oh spooky
Ha.
Holy Tartarus.
Princess Luna: *slams Celestia's door open* "SISTER! WE DEMAND TO KNOW WHY THOU HAST DECLARED TARTARUS AS HOLY
!"
Luna is the speaker ever
Isn't that hoof? :)
Unless it's a foreign saying?
Hm someone ask culture minister!!
I declare defeat early. Take your +1!
Sweet Celestia hahah
Lol, poor Luna.
Holy cricket, this was absolute perfection. My family just woke up, wondering why I'm laughing out loud at one in the morning.
Since no one made any jokes about Philomena and/or Raven possibly going to the moon, I'm doing it.
TO THE MOON!!
Early first draft:
Holy shit a new story I'm saving, about mlp, in 2022, and an author I'm now following. Les good!!!
Oh, the things the royal family get up to in their spare time!
Dear lord, that's amazing. And Philomena (and Raven) being the culprit(s) behind the whole thing? Glorious.
I'm so glad that funny shit like this is still being created, and it's written with great grammar
😍
Holy cow this was hilarious
So... Do you also believe that the Inkwell Family has been serving the Equestrian Crown for generations like me? Or do you have a different theory?
Raven: You have been served!
(Could not resistxD)
STAFF OF 20 !!0_0!!
Damn... Celestia is cheap!!!
That was fun hahahaxD Luna is being soooooo much fun in this fanfic. Good Job!
Same. Don't get what the problem with pineapple on pizza is...
Oh come on, Celestia... Luna didn't fire the maids for laughing at her...
Understatement of the freaking millennium!!!
You two are in a lot of trouble hahahaxD
Oh... It's over... I want to smile and laugh some more.
It turns out Equestrians were Canaanites all along and sacrificed their foals to Moloch!
BURN THEIR HEATHEN LANDS TO ASHES WITH YOUR PURIFYING FLAMES, DRAGON LORD EMBER, WITH THE POWER OF YOUR FOUNDER, ANCALAGON THE BLACK!!!
(Alondro has all his mythologies crossed...)
11342655 They also have a Cerberus, a Hydra, a Chimera, Basilisks, and a bunch of other Greek monsters....
11354786 Yes, basilisks were described by the Greeks. Pliny, for one, gave a detailed description.
11355130 Kirin/Q'lin/Qilin are ANCIENT. They go back basically as far as Chinese written history goes, perhaps as far back as the 11th century BCE.
There is, however... something very unique. Only a handful of examples of this exist from the 4th to 6th centuries in China. A one-horned clearly equine creature... with wings. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qilin#/media/File:2015-09-23-110304_-_Historisches_Museum,_Einhorn-Keramik_aus_der_N%C3%B6rdl._Wei_Periode_(386-534).jpg
IT'S AN ALICORN!!! CLEARLY there was a portal there and alicorns came through! ... And then got eaten. For aphrodisiacs.
Interestingly, there are distinct imprints of unicorns in ancient Indus Valley seals dating back as far as 2000 BCE. There are also found some terracotta unicorn toys from the same period. Greeks mention unicorns in some natural history writings, accepting unicorns as entirely real animals... and interestingly make mention of them living in India! They were described as a type of wild ass with a horn a cubit and a half long (28 inches). The colors are interesting too.... a white unicorn... but also a red and black one. Looks like the emo fans were right.
Holy Zarquan's singing fish
...
Yeah, I've got nothing else to say, I've just never had an opportunity to use that one and probably never will again, so I figured I'd better use it. Good story, though.
Holy cramoly I'm wheezing
Maybe she should had wakened Luna an hour ago?
Except maybe that was intentional...Raven: "Look it up in a dictionary."
Picture of Luna trying to solve this conundrum:
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Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.