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After Celestia dismissed her warnings about Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle decides to take matters into her own hooves. She finds a spell to be able to travel to the moon so that she can save Equestria.

She then also decides that blowing up Nightmare Moon is the best way to go. Way to go, Twilight!

Set during Season One. Not to be taken seriously.

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...Well, I mean, it certainly saved Twilight a whole load of trouble XD

Definitely adding to favourites. Also, FIRST!

Source of Cover Art?

Spike tiptoed and peered into the contents of the book. “I don’t think Eternal Night is going to end the world, Twilight. You’re just overreacting. Relax, she’s probably just a myth parents use to scare their fillies!”

Tell that to logic and reality, fool!!!! :facehoof:

I mean, what happens when you don't have the sun? Or that the sun is on the other side of the world, burning everything.

Maybe there will be a sequel where Twilight becomes a fugitive for attacking a member of the royal family and has to blow Celestia up which makes things even worse as doing this ends up with Twilight being forced to take responsibility and rule Equestria.

I regret nothing.

Good. Don't regret a thing. If anything, give us MOAR!

In the words of Fez the foreigner: "You poor fool.":facehoof:

Oh Twilight, you OP little twerp. :facehoof: lol! :rainbowlaugh:

Celestia: Do you know what this means, Twilight?

Twilight: Oh no, am I going to be executed for regicide? Please don't execute me, Princess, I thought she- :twilightoops:

Celestia: No, Twilight, I won't be executing you. Not so sure about Luna though... :trollestia:

Welcome to another episode of What Should’ve happened vs What actually happened.
Jokes aside, I’m not laughing, just rolling around on the ground trying to breath*snickers*


What's next? Twilight turns Discord into road gravel? Twilight uses a can of Raid on Chrysalis? Twilight uses a spotlight on Sombra? Twilight puts Sunset Shimmer in detention? Twilight turn Tirek into a half-centaur?

At least one person is going to need a therapist or seven.

Which is why Princess Luna was, is, and always will be worst pony. When you're reaction to people not liking your art is to try to kill everyone, then there is a very significant historical figure that would like to shake your hand.

“That’s my sister you just attacked.”

Twilight turned around to see Luna lying on the ground, motionless. “Oh, horseapples—”

Don't feel bad Twilight. You were defending yourself. Plus now she can't ravage the countryside! It's a win, win!

She's certainly up there, although it's not like the show didn't give us plenty of terrible people to use as examples.


What's next? Twilight turns Discord into road gravel?

Twilight puts Sunset Shimmer in detention?

Yes Please!!! I hope someone is taking notes.:pinkiecrazy:

Logic? Reality? We are still talking about MLP right?


Logic? Reality? We are still talking about MLP right?

I know. But ironically, other stories actually tend to talk about that issue. Trust me.

Yo, why Twilight only got two legs!?


She's certainly up there, although it's not like the show didn't give us plenty of terrible people to use as examples.

Yeah, but she's the only character that I can think of that has a real world counterpart. On a totally unrelated note, did you know that Adolf Hitler was once an aspiring artist?

then she returns, and tia is like, YOU BLEW UP MY SISTER

She lifted her head up slowly to see an armored black-colored alicorn baring her fangs at her. I assume that’s her. I definitely didn’t think this through. I should probably run now.


(Didn't found a good picture for the last scene, but if you know one post it here..)

Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

What an explosive plotline.


What is a half centaur? A Faun? No arms? No horns? No backside?

Hmm... A horse and a human side by side!

Bruh did she take a random trucker's trailer loaded up with C4 and chuck it at her?! XD

She "Unleashed the Magic"

I was thinking she turned him into something akin to a torso boy.

You're a moron.
Luna was never an artist.
Nothing you say makes sense.
Also, who is Princess Luna's real life counter part?

Comment posted by CrimsonEquine deleted Aug 7th, 2021

I would like to kindly ask you not to call people morons in my comment section. People have a right to their own opinions. If you want to argue, present evidence and do it in dms.

Comment posted by iAmSiNnEr deleted Aug 7th, 2021

You are just in the minority. Might be because you're overly edgy.

I am going to politely ask you to remove the link, or post it somewhere else. That is a Mature-rated story, my story is an Everyone rated story. That link should not be here.


My little Pony: Nuclear Warheads are Magic....kind of....tm

Wonderful little story you have here. :rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile:

Hey, if it works, it works. Though now Ponyville is more of a light banishment for Twilight to learn to appreciate her fellow pony and not, you know, explode them.

Luna got mad because ponies weren't staying up during the night to appreciate her night.
This, even though she also controls the dream realm, and is necessary for making sure that ponies don't have nightmares.
What were they supposed to appreciate, if not the stars?
I'm pretty sure that I already stated who Princess Luna's real world counterpart was, but if I need to spell it out...Princess Luna's reaction to ponies not wanting to stay up to appreciate her night reminds me a lot of how Adolf Hitler reacted to not getting into the art school that he wanted to get into.

Excerpt from the Wikipedia article on Adolf Hitler:

In 1907, Hitler left Linz to live and study fine art in Vienna, financed by orphan's benefits and support from his mother. He applied for admission to the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna but was rejected twice.The director suggested Hitler should apply to the School of Architecture, but he lacked the necessary academic credentials because he had not finished secondary school.

On 21 December 1907, his mother died of breast cancer at the age of 47, when he himself was 18. In 1909 Hitler ran out of money and was forced to live a bohemian life in homeless shelters and a men's dormitory. He earned money as a casual labourer and by painting and selling watercolours of Vienna's sights. During his time in Vienna, he pursued a growing passion for architecture and music, attending ten performances of Lohengrin, his favourite Wagner opera.

The origin and development of Hitler's anti-Semitism remains a matter of debate. His friend, August Kubizek, claimed that Hitler was a "confirmed anti-Semite" before he left Linz. However, historian Brigitte Hamann describes Kubizek's claim as "problematical". While Hitler states in Mein Kampf that he first became an anti-Semite in Vienna, Reinhold Hanisch, who helped him sell his paintings, disagrees. Hitler had dealings with Jews while living in Vienna. Historian Richard J. Evans states that "historians now generally agree that his notorious, murderous anti-Semitism emerged well after Germany's defeat [in World War I], as a product of the paranoid "stab-in-the-back" explanation for the catastrophe".

I mean, sure, Princess ,Luna might not have been trying to kill a certain group of individuals, but her actions would have ended up killing everything on the planet. Maybe she's more a representation of humanity at its worst, though. I mean, we're not actively trying to kill everything on the planet, but our actions will end up leading to the mass extinction of everything on the planet if we don't get our collective act together, so...

That sounds about right.

Well, it's canon that the princesses keep getting Worf'd.

Well, this was some entertaining stupidness. :pinkiecrazy:

Ooh, that gives me an idea for a potential sequel.

Love it! Why make friends when you can blow ponies up instead? :yay:

Dust billowed everywhere, and Twilight coughed as some of it entered her lungs.

Wanna be careful there, regolith is remarkably bad for your lungs.

Wheres that pic from?

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of the Moon!"

Wait, that line wasn't in the story...
Well, it should have been. Upboat went anyway

a thought occurs to me. all twilight would need do is say to Celestia is.

"I tried to warn you of Nightmare Moon's return and you just laughed it off and told me to "Not read into fairytales" or something along those lines and to "go make friends" I had NO way of knowing Nightmare Moon was your sister as again, you laughed off Nightmare Moon existing. So I took matters into my own hooves since you decided to not tell me ANYTHING"

This may be bordering on Thermian argument, but the show itself doesn't seem particularly concerned with the whole death aspect of eternal night. It's never once brought up, NMM was more shoving her art in everyone's faces than killing them with it, and it's not like advancements can't be made to adapt to no sunlight. Also, when we SEE what happens when Celestia has been trapped in the moon for "years", it's still not brought up. I think it's safe to assume that they adapted to it, or NMM knew that it was lethal and actively prevented it. She wanted an ego boost, not a body count.


It makes sense when you see that alternate Nightmare Moon Timeline more thoroughly.

I liked it. I gave it a thumbs up because, well, Twilight would go crazy and do that. I would just like to know what last spell she used. It seemed kind of specific. I’m sure the number was a clue, but it flew over my head. Could you please fill me in, putting it in a spoiler tag if you must. Thanks.

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