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My brand of idiocy is so grand even I don't understand it

Latest Stories

Non-MLP stories

My None-Shot Collection

Random story ideas I'm too lazy to write (these may or may not be actually canon to the stories I've written)

Sombra arrives on the Pie Family Farm during Hearth's Warming, but is actually there to celebrate. He brings crystals (optional: and meth)

Due to a technicality regarding dragon culture, Twilight Sparkle is married to Princess Celestia.

A masked warrior wishes to collect the horns of every unicorn and alicorn, and Tempest has to stop him.

A "story" that has no plot whatsoever and is just Luna ranting about things. While stealing Celestia's ice cream stash.

Filly Sunset Shimmer commits arson.

Fluttershy gets replaced by Richard Nixon, who spends the entire story spouting Nixon quotes, and nobody notices. Example:

Rainbow Dash: Hey, Fluttershy, Princess Luna wants me to (insert something that will happen later). How should I do it?

Richard Nixon: Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

Rainbow Dash: Thanks a bunch!

Extended Bio

"If I didn’t take the time to lick that random woman I could have doomed the world!"

ABC (American-born Chinese)
I can speak Mandarin very fluently (apparently with a Beijing accent), my reading comprehension is like that of a Pole who decided to learn English for two months, gave up halfway through and now just asks his British uncle to read everything to him, and as for writing, it's practically an alien language

Favorite character is Sunset Shimmer, which you could probably figure out yourself if you took a trip through my favorite stories. Favorite book is Aeon Legion: Labyrinth by JP Beaubien, so logically I'd have to combine them.

I helped make an entire comic universe in 7th grade but during the pandemic the series kinda split into two and now my half of the universe is being written in MLP fanfiction and has evolved to the point where most of the original comic characters are barely even relevant. Oh well.

A not very dedicated VS debater, semi-active on r/DeathBattleMatchups. Creator of matchups such as King Sombra vs Shadow the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog vs Sunset Shimmer, Sunset Shimmer vs Kairos (Aeon Legion), Starlight Glimmer vs Arrowverse Flashpoint Reverse-Flash, and the Mean Six vs the Robot Legends (Legends of Tomorrow)

Currently Working On (in order of priority)

Ponies Against Putin (94% complete), a sequel to The Cutie Mark Crusaders vs The Cuban Missile Crisis where Twilight Sparkle and a few others "peacefully" "negotiate" for the end to the war in Ukraine

Aeon Legion: Starlight (10% complete), a crossover with JP Beaubien's Aeon Legion series starring, you guessed it, Sunset Shimmer (gotcha)

Equestria's End, a rewrite of Equal and Opposite (first chapter "complete")

A rewrite of Shark Wars: Razor's Edge (first chapter 50% complete)

Endless Possibilities (working on the Sombra chapter), a story about what happened to the Cutie Re-Mark timelines by the time of G5

Skies of Equestria (plot outline complete, Pokemon teams built), a crossover with MandJTV's Team Sky series as well as r/TeamSky, r/evilteamspokemon, and as many related subreddits I could find and research the lores of in a reasonable amount of time (no Guardians of the Universe, but there is Sky Man and Saxolotle comics)

Daring Do and the Journey to the East, the third of the four-part series that began with CMC vs CMC (plot outline 12% complete; progress paused)

Protagonist Energy, the finale to the four-part prequel (kind-of) to Worlds of Destiny (story conceptualized, plot outline not even started)

Harmony of Discord (82% complete), a one-shot with a very rare ship that I've seen once in a fanart and nowhere else. Unfortunately, I'm unable complete it for the May pairings contest...

Josh's Story II: Josh's Rampage of Revenge Against the Congee Robot, the Grim Reaper, and some poor ghost caught in the crossfire (.2% complete), exactly what the title says

Fandom Fights Season 1 Redux (matchup list complete, otherwise not even started)

Other Things
(also ordered by priority)

The Twilight Prophecies, a story inspired by "The Mothra Prophecies" arc in Monster Island Buddies

Sunset Shimmer in the Multiverse of Madness, taking a bunch of different fanfics starring Sunset Shimmer and mushing them all together into one story


A weird dream I had · 8:28pm May 31st

I had a dream that FiM randomly dropped a new episode without warning.

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Thanks for adding Forbidden Melodies to your favorites. I hope you enjoyed it!

Thanks for the favourite on Pokémon Red and Purple!

Thanks for adding my mini story I'm What?! to your favorites. :twilightsmile:

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