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Thus sayeth the ʟᴏʀᴅ: All-Star, over easy, sausage, raisin toast, scattered-smothered-covered, double pecan, coffee, no cream and no sugar.

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  • 8 weeks

    Not really. But I bet it got you to click, huh?

    Amyway, (overly) big chapter update on Whitehorse, Lady of Ferrari. Next updates are significantly less boring by virtue of actually having, y'know, fighting, violence, action, etc. Should be fun.

    Incidentally, here's some answers to various questions I have been asked over PMs, Discord DMs, and the like.

    -What's your name?
    -Not Jimmy.

    -How old are you?
    -What are you, a cop?

    -Do you have any pets?

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  • 14 weeks
    Jimmy Does The UNTHINKABLE!!!!!

    M rated story. Which is kind of a letdown, actually, because, I wanted my M cherry to be a real buck wild ball-slapper, you know? Whatever the case, this should serve as a reminder that, despite my pretensions with long-form comedies full of luxuriant description, I am, above all, a big ol' goofball with the humor of a 7th grader who genuinely believes "Who Pooped the Urinal" is, at least, my third best fic.

    Regular programming will resume shortly.

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  • 24 weeks
    "Status Report, Number One!"

    I jest.

    To all those reading in a timely manner, a very happy start to the holiday season! I hope all had a lovely Thanksgiving, and I hope that we all have a very pleasant rest of the year, especially if I can be a very small part of it.

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  • 46 weeks
    I broke it, I guess?

    Noble readers,

    According to others, there's something wrong with the update notifications for the latest chapter of RaRa's Wacky Bitalian Voyage, so, uh, yeah, don't be confused by the machine, there is indeed a brand new chapter hot and fresh out the kitchen. Or just wait until the next chapter in a week or so. You could do that too.

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  • 51 weeks
    Hark! All Rise for the "Entrance of the Gladiators!"

    "uhhhh yeah i'll have the first chapters of the sequel out this week uhhh"

    JimmySlimmy, moments after uploading the last chapter of Fluttershy, Royal Game Warden

    Well, regardless, it's here(ish).

    TRarity, Contessa di Mareanello (?)
    "All we must do to secure our stipend is grant fair Rarity a title? By all means, do so posthaste! We cannot foresee any harm she could encounter from that!" – Princess Luna, a notoriously poor prognosticator.
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What an honor! Thank you, and I will try my best to keep up the good work.

Luna's speech is so much fun to write that I'll never let her give it up completely, obviously, and as a complete societal recluse she's a long way from post S2 speech, but there are rules that I follow. Thees and thines are an informal pronoun used for a familial relationship, a close friendship, or from a position of authority, like a teacher to a classroom, much like "tu" in French if you've ever had the misfortune of studying the accursed tongue. Thus, she hasn't had a chance to use them much in my stories, as, in no particular order: the griffon ambassador was a foreign dignitary, the viscount is a non-familiar member of the the high nobility, Twilight is a fellow princess of the same societal tier but not her family, she respects Rarity and later ennobles her, and Fluttershy slapped her in the face and thus exerts her social level through brute force like a total chad. In contrast, her sister is a "thou," for example.

A score is an old-timey (with a fascinating history) way to say twenty years. Abe Lincoln's famous "four score and seven years ago" is 87 years, as 1863-87 is 1776.

You are literally the first person on this site I'm going to follow since creating my account over almost a decade ago.
No one else has written anything consistently good or funny within the same vein of storytelling or genre.
And that you write old-timey Luna makes me rather happy, the little miniature world of the Mane 6's troubles where the Princesses are hopelessly inept is an old trope I quite enjoy, and with Luna it's rather endearing. I am curious, very much, to see how Pinkie and Applejack fare in this insane world beyond the small snippet we've seen. It would be lovely to see how they would deal with such fraught perils that have been lain to Rara and Flutters.
I would ask if you often write Luna going between We's, Us's, and Ours and normal speech alongside a few thines and thees rather than yours and you's as a 'She's learning new words' sort of aspect but it seems like she'd lose quite a bit of her charm if she did eventually drop it altogether, her going on wonderful tales of the past is always good though, as an aside.
Also, yey verily, what forsooth doth 'score' mean in relation to '50 score'? I understand it actually means going on thousands of years and such else but I'm not sure how score is a unit of multiplication.

You somehow manage to write the Manes (or at least some of them so well and yet so darkly terrible at the same time.


If you add the woman in the mandibles to the man on the back, does that get us there?

I will plan to send a mail message later. :pinkiehappy:

Clever, but I would wager the dude on the back of one of "them" weighs a fair bit less than 230 freedom units, so I can only afford partial credit. Best I can do is a haiku.

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