The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
Welcome readers!
If you're an American, happy 4th of July! Please try and make sure you come out of this with as many fingers as you started with! If you're not an American, my condolences for your having a perfectly normal Tuesday.
Meanwhile...
If you still here, it's now here, all 14,000 words of it. Plus, a little side-story too, involving the usual Jimmy topics - insurance, bureaucracy, legalese. All the good stuff. Check it out below.
Update, woo!
Sorry about the wait. I could say that I've been busy, moving around, and so forth, which is all true, but the most important reason why I haven't been productive is that someone put me in the wrong operating mode.
Much better.
Not really. But I bet it got you to click, huh?
Amyway, (overly) big chapter update on Whitehorse, Lady of Ferrari. Next updates are significantly less boring by virtue of actually having, y'know, fighting, violence, action, etc. Should be fun.
Incidentally, here's some answers to various questions I have been asked over PMs, Discord DMs, and the like.
-What's your name?
M rated story. Which is kind of a letdown, actually, because, I wanted my M cherry to be a real buck wild ball-slapper, you know? Whatever the case, this should serve as a reminder that, despite my pretensions with long-form comedies full of luxuriant description, I am, above all, a big ol' goofball with the humor of a 7th grader who genuinely believes "Who Pooped the Urinal" is, at least, my
Meanwhile...
If you still here, it's now here, all 14,000 words of it. Plus, a little side-story too, involving the usual Jimmy topics - insurance, bureaucracy, legalese. All the good stuff. Check it out below.
I've missed you guys. I could go on about what caused the absence, but, instead, I won't. I've got chapters to finish - time is of the essence!
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What in God's name is happening? First RelaxingDragon returns after a nine year absence, then you make your grand reappearance two days later.
What's next? Is SleeplessBrony going to rise again? Is MrUnsmiley going to repost the fics he deleted when he retired?
Feels like anything could happen...
Welcome back.
Great news! Thank you!
Oh hell yes! I'm going to assume the fun answer to your absence: it involved the phrase "how the FUCK did I end up at Denny's?"
Please do not correct me if I am wrong.
10 months? Hah! I’ve gone 17!
Oh hey, welcome back.
I hope you're doing well.