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JimmySlimmy


The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

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  • 43 weeks
    Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends

    Welcome readers!

    If you're an American, happy 4th of July! Please try and make sure you come out of this with as many fingers as you started with! If you're not an American, my condolences for your having a perfectly normal Tuesday.

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    1 comments · 147 views
  • 45 weeks
    Well Seymour, I Made It - Despite Your Directions

    Meanwhile...

    If you still here, it's now here, all 14,000 words of it. Plus, a little side-story too, involving the usual Jimmy topics - insurance, bureaucracy, legalese. All the good stuff. Check it out below.

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    5 comments · 177 views
  • 94 weeks
    "50...40...30...20..."

    Update, woo!

    Sorry about the wait. I could say that I've been busy, moving around, and so forth, which is all true, but the most important reason why I haven't been productive is that someone put me in the wrong operating mode.

    Much better.

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    5 comments · 265 views
  • 110 weeks
    Blog Post (SEXUAL STYLE?) ((BUSTING IT DOWN??))

    Not really. But I bet it got you to click, huh?

    Amyway, (overly) big chapter update on Whitehorse, Lady of Ferrari. Next updates are significantly less boring by virtue of actually having, y'know, fighting, violence, action, etc. Should be fun.

    Incidentally, here's some answers to various questions I have been asked over PMs, Discord DMs, and the like.

    -What's your name?

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    2 comments · 278 views
  • 117 weeks
    Jimmy Does The UNTHINKABLE!!!!!

    M rated story. Which is kind of a letdown, actually, because, I wanted my M cherry to be a real buck wild ball-slapper, you know? Whatever the case, this should serve as a reminder that, despite my pretensions with long-form comedies full of luxuriant description, I am, above all, a big ol' goofball with the humor of a 7th grader who genuinely believes "Who Pooped the Urinal" is, at least, my

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Jul
4th
2023

Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends · 2:28pm Jul 4th, 2023

Welcome readers!

If you're an American, happy 4th of July! Please try and make sure you come out of this with as many fingers as you started with! If you're not an American, my condolences for your having a perfectly normal Tuesday.

Anyway, a new little short story today. I had missed the previous year's Thousand Words contest, and I had told myself that I would not do so again. In the spirit of experimentation, I picked "Horror" as my theming. I generally do not like "horror" content - I love classic slashers, but I'm not scared of them, and the more modern psychological horror stuff just bounces off me. That's not to say that I don't enjoy or respect such works - The Silence of the Lambs is one of my favorite films - but that I just don't have a primal fear response to the content; indeed, much of the King-style horror that I've read (mostly King himself) just falls very flat to me.

Spoilers below, maybe? Just go read the tagged story.


That being said, the much lower stakes of a thousand-word contest, combined with, of all things, an anon figuring out that stories can be sequels to themselves inspired me to try my hand at this genre most unfamilliar. Every two years or so, I read a book called Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid. GEB, as it is known, is a book written by a legitimate super-genius for people much more intelligent than I am. It covers, unsurprisingly, Bach's canons, Escher's "impossible" art, and Godel - but what it's about is the construction of meaning from parts without inherent meaning, particularly through repetition. Bach's perpetual canons, for example, are naught but short melodic lines, but their repetition and interaction between different repetitions creates a new meaning from the component parts that was not present in the constituent pieces. Or something like that.

Anyways, that clever anon's trick struck me: I found myself fascinated by a thought of how one could turn a very firm word count limit into, through some trickery, a story with an infinite length, one with no clear beginning or ending, just loops and loops and loops. That's a frankly pretty eerie premise for a story, and so I thought, with a little bit of meta-contextual trickery, that it could make for a really solid little scary story - all at an E-rating, an accomplishment I'm particularly proud of.

Enjoy and stay safe.

Comments ( 1 )

As a Canadian, you guys are three days late. :derpytongue2:

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