Blog Post (SEXUAL STYLE?) ((BUSTING IT DOWN??)) · 4:10pm Mar 21st, 2022
Not really. But I bet it got you to click, huh?
Amyway, (overly) big chapter update on Whitehorse, Lady of Ferrari. Next updates are significantly less boring by virtue of actually having, y'know, fighting, violence, action, etc. Should be fun.
Incidentally, here's some answers to various questions I have been asked over PMs, Discord DMs, and the like.
-What's your name?
-Not Jimmy.
-How old are you?
-What are you, a cop?
-Do you have any pets?
-Yes!
-What do you like besides this?
-Old Bimmers, mostly, because I hate having disposable income.
-Favorite food?
-Key Lime Pie, obviously.
-Favorite drink?
-Cocktails? Any of the sidecar family are great. By itself? Really funky Scotch.
-Favorite author on here?
-I love you all equally. :)
-Favorite fic?
-Tough call. Days of Wasp and Spider, probably? Good Trooper Gilda is also excellent - so much so that it genuinely depresses me.
-Favorite game?
-Impossible question. Let's say Ace Combat 4, Paper Mario: TTYD, Rome: Total War, Titanfall 2 (rip), in no particular order. Shamefully, I am presently an immense MORDHAU sweatlord.
-Favorite movie?
-Zulu? I love old-school cinema where they just genuinely needed like 10,000 extras, and few do it better than that, except maybe Waterloo, but that's not as good a film. Otherwise, Blade Runner, its (better) sequel, Terminator 2, Aliens.
-When did you get into the fandom?
-Around halfway through season 1. I sort of bubbled along on the periphery until I actually got around to writing something. Speaking of...
-Why did you get into writing?
-I have no clue, really. My first story was literally a shower thought I wrote up on a whim and somehow just absolutely blew the lid wide open. I've been on this wild ride ever since.
-Do you have/are you planning to have a ko-fi? (etc.)
-No. But feel free to send me tips in the mail! I accept precious metals and ammunition.
-Best pony?
-Depends on the season.
-Do you mean the seasons of the show?
-I meant the weather.
This is EXACTLY the kind of blog post I'd expect from you.
You are indeed certifiable and you never disappoint.
...never change...
Old Bimmers? So you're a masochist then, good to know.
Seasonal ponies? Fall is Zecora. Best winter pony is definitely Rarity. Spring is Lightning Dust and Summer belongs to Sunhorse Cakebutt. In my humble opinion of course.