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JimmySlimmy


Thus sayeth the ʟᴏʀᴅ: All-Star, over easy, sausage, raisin toast, scattered-smothered-covered, double pecan, coffee, no cream and no sugar.

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  • 29 weeks
    "50...40...30...20..."

    Update, woo!

    Sorry about the wait. I could say that I've been busy, moving around, and so forth, which is all true, but the most important reason why I haven't been productive is that someone put me in the wrong operating mode.

    Much better.

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  • 46 weeks
    Blog Post (SEXUAL STYLE?) ((BUSTING IT DOWN??))

    Not really. But I bet it got you to click, huh?

    Amyway, (overly) big chapter update on Whitehorse, Lady of Ferrari. Next updates are significantly less boring by virtue of actually having, y'know, fighting, violence, action, etc. Should be fun.

    Incidentally, here's some answers to various questions I have been asked over PMs, Discord DMs, and the like.

    -What's your name?

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    2 comments · 180 views
  • 52 weeks
    Jimmy Does The UNTHINKABLE!!!!!

    M rated story. Which is kind of a letdown, actually, because, I wanted my M cherry to be a real buck wild ball-slapper, you know? Whatever the case, this should serve as a reminder that, despite my pretensions with long-form comedies full of luxuriant description, I am, above all, a big ol' goofball with the humor of a 7th grader who genuinely believes "Who Pooped the Urinal" is, at least, my

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  • 62 weeks
    "Status Report, Number One!"

    I jest.

    To all those reading in a timely manner, a very happy start to the holiday season! I hope all had a lovely Thanksgiving, and I hope that we all have a very pleasant rest of the year, especially if I can be a very small part of it.

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  • 84 weeks
    I broke it, I guess?

    Noble readers,

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Mar
21st
2022

Blog Post (SEXUAL STYLE?) ((BUSTING IT DOWN??)) · 4:10pm Mar 21st, 2022

Not really. But I bet it got you to click, huh?

Amyway, (overly) big chapter update on Whitehorse, Lady of Ferrari. Next updates are significantly less boring by virtue of actually having, y'know, fighting, violence, action, etc. Should be fun.

Incidentally, here's some answers to various questions I have been asked over PMs, Discord DMs, and the like.

-What's your name?
-Not Jimmy.

-How old are you?
-What are you, a cop?

-Do you have any pets?
-Yes!

-What do you like besides this?
-Old Bimmers, mostly, because I hate having disposable income.

-Favorite food?
-Key Lime Pie, obviously.

-Favorite drink?
-Cocktails? Any of the sidecar family are great. By itself? Really funky Scotch.

-Favorite author on here?
-I love you all equally. :)

-Favorite fic?
-Tough call. Days of Wasp and Spider, probably? Good Trooper Gilda is also excellent - so much so that it genuinely depresses me.

-Favorite game?
-Impossible question. Let's say Ace Combat 4, Paper Mario: TTYD, Rome: Total War, Titanfall 2 (rip), in no particular order. Shamefully, I am presently an immense MORDHAU sweatlord.

-Favorite movie?
-Zulu? I love old-school cinema where they just genuinely needed like 10,000 extras, and few do it better than that, except maybe Waterloo, but that's not as good a film. Otherwise, Blade Runner, its (better) sequel, Terminator 2, Aliens.

-When did you get into the fandom?
-Around halfway through season 1. I sort of bubbled along on the periphery until I actually got around to writing something. Speaking of...

-Why did you get into writing?
-I have no clue, really. My first story was literally a shower thought I wrote up on a whim and somehow just absolutely blew the lid wide open. I've been on this wild ride ever since.

-Do you have/are you planning to have a ko-fi? (etc.)
-No. But feel free to send me tips in the mail! I accept precious metals and ammunition.

-Best pony?
-Depends on the season.

-Do you mean the seasons of the show?
-I meant the weather.

Comments ( 2 )

This is EXACTLY the kind of blog post I'd expect from you.

You are indeed certifiable and you never disappoint.

...never change...

Old Bimmers? So you're a masochist then, good to know.

Seasonal ponies? Fall is Zecora. Best winter pony is definitely Rarity. Spring is Lightning Dust and Summer belongs to Sunhorse Cakebutt. In my humble opinion of course.

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