Jan

12th

2025

Update! (I lived, bitch) · 10:01pm January 12th

New chapter for Spike at your Service.
I managed to chip away and get it out. Other chapters for other stories are being chipped away at also.
Apologies for the absence. I am haff sad brain porblems.

Report Jinxed · 83 views · Story: Spike At Your Service · #spike #at #your #service #trap #dragon #porn #clopfic #writing #do you ever wonder if spike's fat arse has its own gravitational pull with how bodacious it is?

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