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Update · 10:05pm Dec 7th, 2023

Quarter through next chapter of Project Sparkle.
Going through an update of Blink with a reformatting, it's been sorely needed.
Welcome To The 'Verse is probably about halfway through its next chapter.
A few other concepts are being toyed with as my brain pukes them up. Sci-fi space-y type things.

In other news, apparently you can change your username? News to me, never knew that was a function.

I appreciate all the favourites, follows, comments, and likes on my stuff, ya cunts.

A Wishing Well

Appul a cute!


Self-inserts are BAD.

Identity Politics are BAD.

(You) should feel BAD.

Commit toaster-bath, imbibe bleach, play hang-tree, or even connect a fork right into the plug socket. It's for all our sakes, my guy.

If (You) enjoy reading or writing self-insert rubbish or pushing identity politics onto these lovely technicolour equines, I would highly recommend feeding yourself a .45 calibre projectile through a high-velocity firearm delivery system.

Glad I Could Help.

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You're very welcome! :ajsmug:

Not at all, I'm memeing on you.
You have your opinion, AWFUL AS IT IS, and that is allowed. We all get to enjoy different things.

Okay, I think it's sensitive topic, sorry for bringing it up, no bad feelings here

EqG isn't decent, it is horrendous. You're opinion a shit just like you're waifu, fite me irl.
Poochie is Glimmer, and also horrendous because she's Twilight's replacement, hence the name.

Equestria girls? Why? It's decent. What is poochie?

My burning hatred towards coffee is so intense I'm able to make tea in my hands, I absolutely understand :twilightangry2:

Also agree on politics, but not more than coffee. I would add to the list housing market, inflation, children, mushrooms and usage of wood instead aluminium, steel or any other lovely metal

Glorious, I would wait for continuation :twilightsmile:

Shadow of Equestria is already in my read it later, I just move it to the first place after I finish Blink again and blink again: long shadows (second one also incomplete :raritycry: )

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