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Happy Holidays, folks! · 4:19pm Dec 24th, 2022

Hope you have/had a good one!

Report Lord Of Dorkness · 61 views · #Seasons Greatings

EOut, Out, Brief Candle!
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Pinkie Pie lights a candle, and nothing of particular note happens. Oh, except the world ending.
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Lord Of Dorkness · 1.7k words · 54 3 · 1.2k views
TDark Horse — A Five Score Tale From The Dresden Files
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One strange day, Harry Dresden turned into a tiny pastel horse. Weird, but what else is new, right? Except now, months later, this country with a silly name wonders what became of one of their lost heroes and just why she never returned...
Gore
Sex
Crossover
Human
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Rainbow Dash
Sweetie Belle
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TFriendship is Optimal: DOA
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What if there exists an actual after-life in the Optimal verse?
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OC
Lord Of Dorkness · 8.3k words · 121 11 · 2.8k views
TMy Life As My Ironically Bad OC
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Yes, a LoHAV fic and yes, that is a black and red alicorn OC. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Sex
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Daring Do
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THorse Feathers - A tale from the Humans Acting Villainous verse
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Comedy
A man with the powers and appearance of Harry Dresden appears quite unwillingly in Ponyville. Sadly, he also gains the mouth of our favorite snarky wizard for hire and naturally makes a smashing first impression.
Gore
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TA Rare Source of Irritation
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A perverted commission, a miscast spell and a thoroughly irritated fashionista has resulted in the latest adorable threat against Equestria as we know it. How will Rarity and friends fix the squeaky bind she has found herself in?
Sex
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Celestia
Luna
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Current Status — 2020/04/08

Note: Currently recovering from nearly a year with an infected tooth. Recovering well, but writing is going SLOW~ at present. Thank you for your patience, everybody.

All other stories on temporary hold until the end of Dark Horse.

Next chapter #09: 'My Power Is Not Complete' — ~85-90% Done — 11490 Words.

#10 — Kalisti — 10%.
#11 — Pure Air and Fire — 10%.
#12 — The Ugly A-Mare-I-Can't — 15%.
#13 — Dangerous At Both Ends, And Uncomfortable In The Middle — 10%.
#14 — Dark Horse — 10%

My Life As My Ironically Bad OC
Chapter 3 — 80-90% Done — 9917 Words

One Pony's Curse, Is Another Man's Blessing...
Part 3 of intro — 5-10% Done — 0 Words; still planning it out.

Sufficiently Advanced
Chapter 5 — 10-15% Done — 2375 Words.

Horse Feathers - A tale from the Humans Acting Villainous verse
Chapter 7 — 90% Done — 21619 Words - Note, currently stuck thanks to writer's block.

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LostArchivist

LostArchivist #340 · Jul 17th, 2022 · · ·

Waaaaiiiiit a minute... Didn't you have a Fivescore story about Trixie being reincarnated? What happened to that?

Nevermind, I had to log in a while back and forgot to turn 'mature' back on. I'm an idiot.

LostArchivist

LostArchivist #339 · Jul 17th, 2022 · 2 · ·

I'm still (sorta) here. Leaving college for a job has been an utter slog and I quite understand now when you say it's been hard to work on your stories. But please don't give up and forget about them, even though Gen 4 ended. I still desperately want to read the next chapters if you ever get the chance to write them.

StormLuna