The Author Who Cannot Read. ((profile art by @PariPariArts on Twitter))

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Sock / Sock's / Sock, no!)

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

Everything is awesome!

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

just some dude trying to put out content

Sometimes I dream of ponies and all their derivatives

Don't fret. I don't ever wanna see you and I never wanna meet you again.

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

It may be over, but we're not done yet.

Thus sayeth the ʟᴏʀᴅ: All-Star, over easy, sausage, raisin toast, scattered-smothered-covered, double pecan, coffee, no cream and no sugar.

Brony femboy-in-training; self-confidence is the biggest obstacle to my success.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

a swine

Critique of any kind is always welcome.

Emberglow's story is not yet over...

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

You are going to LOVE ME!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Tfw you walk through the girls aisle in target, see all the pony clothing, and desperately wish you were a girl aged 4-9. Sigh.

A Little Bae Brewing Up Trouble... / Drop Some Eddies Choomba & Keep Da Ko-fi Warm.

reconstructing the deconstruction

The magic comedy hoers.

Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to not write about ponies. When I have those moments, I write about ponies.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

I usually post my stories here: https://ficbook.net/authors/1352708

Books and eBooks <3 Book/eBook Production Discord server

AFter all these years I leave you. Farewell.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

No one tells a story like you do.

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

If you don't have a magic horn, make one!

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

A real lady killer.

It's Complicated